Tuesday, July 6, 2021

Aches and Pains

Panel 1: Uncle Ted is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee. Brutus is standing in front of him. Uncle Ted: "Something felt different when I woke up today...and it still does!" Panel 2. Brutus: "Gee. That could be something serious, Uncle Ted. In what way do you feel different?" Panel 3. Uncle Ted: "Nothing aches."
Oh, good, the handful of pills you take at the beginning and end of the day are starting to work. I guess I won't call and double your life insurance...yet.

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