I'm not a lawyer but I feel like this is illegal. Not that the courts would agree with that or anything but I'm pretty sure there is a constitutional amendment outlawing indentured servitude. At least for now.
So a man can't sit in his own chair, in his own house, and eat a bowl of popcorn after a hard day of work? Maybe Brutus took the day off which, in that case, still doesn't require an insult.
