That Looks Like a Good Hittin' Bag

I'm assuming that Brutus means great as in "great" meaning not all that great. I haven't been shopping for Black Friday--the main part with the rushing into big box stores and elbowing grandmas and soccer moms in the face--in years. I stood in line at a Best Buy for two hours and spent another hour waiting to check out. Decided I was never going to do that again.

I'm kind of shocked they didn't bring Wilberforce. He'd be a good human shield. Eh. He'd probably just slow them down anyway.