Tuesday, March 01, 2011
I remember at one of my jobs, someone went around asking for a couple bucks to get our boss a birthday present. I was honest and said that I don't carry cash on me and that I barely knew the boss and that if I was going to go in for a birthday present then he should also get me something for my birthday. The person looked at me with a stupid look on their face then walked away slowly so as not to startle me.
That's really what Brutus should do. Take up a collection and get one really big present. A donation to a local charity in Veeblefester's name. Because rich people love donating money.*
*Yes, some rich people do like donating money but Veeblefester does not seem like one of those people.