Tuesday, January 04, 2011

You Got Pistachio in my Ice Cream. You Got Ice Cream in my Pistachio. Together They Taste Like Crap.

Mother Gargle's hiding place is terrible.  The freezer is the first place robbers look.  I hide my money in the tree behind my house in a small hole.  I chose that place because criminals aren't squirrels, they wouldn't check a tree for money.  They'd be laughed out the criminal association.  Criminals acting like squirrels.  That's crazy.