That's why you always have a spare pair just in case the kid loses them. My son has two or three pairs of gloves/mitten so if he loses one pair it is no big deal and sooner or later we end up getting the lost gloves back.
This, however...
![Born Loser 01-07-11](http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/bhall87/The%20Born%20Loser/BL01-08-11.gif)
...does not make sense. I'm sure there's a better way to make this joke without trying to draw a connection between dreaming about eating food and your slow metabolism.