Thursday, April 2, 2009

Outwit. Outplay. Outlast.

Born Loser 04-02-09
I promised myself that if American Idol ever came back to Kansas City, I would audition. I know I wouldn't get through but there's that small sliver of chance that I would then I would a problem on my hands. Stay in Kansas and not realize the dream I never wanted or go to Hollywood and have to deal with all those annoying wannabes (and I'm talking about Paula Abdul here). So maybe I won't audition.

Anyway, I always thought it would be cool to be on a show like Survivor but I'm not strong enough. I'd fail or get really sick or something. Plus, I'm not really much of a team player but I'm quiet and likable enough to maybe last a few weeks or something. What I wouldn't like is having to see Gladys in her swimsuit or tanktop. No matter how much weight she lost.

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