Stoneman's Pharmacy--Serving Cleveland Since 1889

Looks like Brutus has a lawsuit on his hands. Brutus will now be able to go to the Country Club as a member instead of as Veeblefester's guest from now on.

Why Does Gladys Get So Mad In the Middle?

Makes sense to me. Unless Wilberforce has been using that towel for a week or so, there's no point in washing it. I also understand people's (mostly men...) thoughts on if you even have to wash it but after awhile the towel gets musty and moldy smelling and sooner or later that smell is going to rub off on you and you'll be smelling like an abandoned house when you finally go talk to that girl at work you've been thinking about the last three months and she'll turn you down because you never wash your towel.

The Cook's Hat Is Losing Color In Each Panel

Just take that snarky reply as a 'No' and order the damn two cheeseburgers, Brutus.

Or Maybe Someone Turned On a Light

I guess the colorist on this strip thought having a featureless white void was too boring and decided to make the center panel a featureless yellow void.

Nothing a Good Mass Layoff Can't Handle

Hmm. It sounds like this hospital needs to just lay off all staff members who have been there for 30+ years and have topped out the pay scale. They can hire newer doctors and nurses for a fraction of the price!

Origins

I stand by theory of losers being made, not born. People who are considered born losers can't win--they willingly take what is handed to them without argument and use their label as a "born loser" as a crutch. Brutus, and all the born losers out there, can succeed if they just put their mind to it.

Also, I honestly couldn't think of a better title for this thing...

Family Hauler?

The Thornapples, who constantly complain about not having any money and barely getting by, can apparently just decide to buy a new car and make it so. I hate them.

Lucy Doesn't Have Time for Your Crap, Gladys

While variants of candy corn do exist (such as Thanksgiving, Valentine's and Easter) I still don't think it's needed to say "Halloween candy corn." We know what holiday is best represented by candy corn.

Little does Gladys know that Lucy is standing just off to the side of, let's call her Anna, frantically waving her arms and mouthing "No!"

But the Yolks Are So Good

God, Wilberforce is stupid.

Also, he doesn't know what cooked eggs look like? Even without the yolk they still look pretty much the same.

Why Does It Look Like He's Begging?

I didn't know it was Bosses' Day until an Internet friend pointed it out. I don't exactly know who my boss is (teacher in charge of me?, the principal?, the person who hired me?, someone else?) so this pointless "holiday" doesn't pertain to me. My friend, however, did start tweeting some Bosses Day Haikus. I thought this one was the most clever:

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