Should've put up a sign or something to say 'come home quietly'. Why is he even doing this? Is he trying to avoid some work at home he needs to do? "I need to go out an tar the roof. Hey! Are those toothpicks over there?"
Okay. Did they have this many toothpicks or did he go out and buy them? There have to be thousands now in that pile. Thousands.
Monotonize is barely a word and Veeblefester is definitely using it wrong here.
