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| July 16, 1966 |
"I also leave you...a boot to the head! And one more for Jenny and the wimp!"
He made wagers? Like, actual wagers with real money? "My uncle is such a skinflint, he'll never leave me money when he dies." I can't tell if Brutus wasn't going to be left money because his uncle was cheap or if Brutus was unlikeable, because the other two seem really happy he's just getting an umbrella.
They're eating sandwiches. The ham can't taste much different. And who sprinkles salt on their sandwich? Look, I don't want to impugn Chip's creativity, but this seems like something written by AI. "I need a low sodium diet. But this doesn't taste good. Put salt on it. Bleep bloop."
