Tuesday, November 10, 2020

Thanksgiving Plans


Y'all shouldn't be having Thanksgiving anyway what with a pandemic going on. Since we can't seem to social distance or wear a damn mask because muh freedoms then there's gonna be no Thanksgiving, Christmas, or New Year's for anyone.

Anyway, this makes me wonder what the other half of the news is. Wait. Why did Gladys phrase it "bad news and good news"? That's not how it goes--it doesn't flow off the tongue as smooth.