I'm Assuming He's Talking to Gladys Just Off-Panel On the Toilet

I would consider the cruelest irony for a bald person is the one hair that just never falls out like the one currently on the top of Brutus' head.

I don't get much ear hair (I got nose hair by the pound though) but when I do, it always hurts. I don't know why and I'm afraid to look it up online because it's probably because of cancer or something.