Sunday, March 15, 2015

1150: Eh, He Was Going To Do That Anyway

Caffeine doesn't affect me as much as it used to. I have to drink a lot of it in order for it to affect my sleep. About nine years ago, I gave up caffeine and I have to admit that I slept better, was more athletic, lost weight, was generally in a better mood and think my penis gained an inch or two. Now, however, I have more caffeine which has left my genitals withered and useless.

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