Heartbreak, Heartburn, Both Make Me Gassy

Due to low readership, I am bringing an end to both gravestone postings and LAMNB. Since August, I have been trying to boost readership of this blog and it's just not working. My blog over on Tumblr will remain active but I do intend to do some drastic changes to that blog in the next month or so. LAMNB will finish out the month and I hope to have new features posted here soon.

Did Mother Gargle break up with Ollie or did he die? At her age, it's hard to guess.