Wednesday, May 25, 2011

More Lies Our Parents Told Us

I wanted to post this yesterday but Blogger was acting a bit wonky so I held off. Wilberforce is right to be skeptical. When was the last time you saw someone whose face had froze in a certain look? And as someone who actually tried (I wanted to be on the cover of the National Enquirer) I can say firsthand that it doesn't work.

In Brutus' defense he probably did go to Burger King instead of McDonald's which is slightly pricier and seems to have a higher quality of kid's meal toys.