![Born Loser 06-23-10](http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/bhall87/The%20Born%20Loser/BL06-23-10.gif)
Why order a bacon, mushroom and Swiss burger when you could technically just order a bacon cheeseburger with Swiss cheese? It probably costs less.
![Born Loser 06-24-10](http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/bhall87/The%20Born%20Loser/BL06-24-10.gif)
Honestly, a lemonade stand set up along a sidewalk would probably be more profitable than a company that exclusively produces tea cozies.
![Born Loser 06-25-10](http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/bhall87/The%20Born%20Loser/BL06-25-10.gif)
And you know your job is not doing very good when the people in charge threaten you against saying anything remotely negative about what you do. Been there.