Thursday, October 29, 2009

Do Not Take Advice from Brutus

Born Loser 10-29-09
You don't need muscle to stand up to bullies. Besides, Wilberforce should just get used to being forced into the fetal position because it's going to happen on the playground, in the locker room, during fraternity initiation and during his wedding because his father made him a loser.

Speaking of bullies, I remember when I was on a field trip, years and years ago. I had brought my own lunch (a sandwich, bag of chips, pudding and a Coke) and was eating on the bus along with everyone else who was there. The teacher was letting two seats full of kids go to the bathroom, when one seat came back another got to go. It was my turn so I, along with my seat got up and headed to the bathroom. I was gone, at most, five minutes but when I came back my lunch sack was gone. Along with my pudding and Coke. I sat down and wondered what to do. A couple kids came back who were sitting in a seat a couple rows behind me and one of them looked at me funny. I can't for the life of me remember who it was but I am pretty sure they took my lunch sack and threw it away. I never told anyone because if it was in the trash, like I'd eat it after that anyway so I just acted like nothing happened and began reading my book while that douchebag a couple seats behind me probably was laughing at me.

Edited on Oct. 29, 2009 at 2:00 P.M.