Monday, August 19, 2013

Making Tea Cozies Would Be Mine

Now wait a minute. As someone who has been reading The Born Loser religiously since 2008, I know for a fact that Veeblefester, if not Rancid then his father, founded the tea cozy empire. Either way, Veeblefester's time at this company doesn't warrant a congratulations. You either congratulate him for his company surviving through many decades of bad tea cozy economies or you congratulate him on being born into a well-off family.