What's That Apron Protecting?

Yeah, we get it, Pluggers are old.

Ok, I am tired of this storyline in Get Fuzzy. Just so you all know I didn't like "Dr. Strangelove" either. I also think "E.T." is a bad movie and don't get me started on "Kill Bill". I refuse to watch the Pixar movie "Cars" and have enjoyed every movie with Lindsay Lohan.

What's wrong with Curtis this week? He has been such a brat that it makes me hope someone starts beating him soon. I'd happily do it.

Why is he yawning twice in the second panel?

So does Crankshaft just go to random funerals to laugh at the deceased?

I get it now. His wife's soul has been transferred into the cat! Hmm, I don't really know if I'd want to clean out my wife's litter box.

Electro has a son?

I love the irony that Electro can't pay his electricity.

Yeah. I mean who really wants to see Little Reggie?

How sad. And after he introduced her to his bookie.


I don't think that's how that works. Just shovel the damn stuff.

Brutus Is Po'

As a matter of fact, yes. I was about to give birth and I'd rather die than have my child be a bastard so I dragged Daddy to an all night chapel, got married and an hour later, Billy was born. It was a busy night.

You're expecting more stars to hit you in the face?


Well, now we know why the mailman in the neighborhood is constantly drunk.


Heathcliff infringes on copyrights and trademarks and doesn't care.


What? I have read and re-read this Pluggers and still don't understand it. I'm guessing everybody in Chinook, Montana either knows each other or is related to each other. I'm going for the latter.


For those of you who regularly read Garfield Minus Garfield know what happens in that blog. The same could almost be done for Get Fuzzy at this point. When the strip began, Rob had friends but they have all vanished and now Rob mainly converses with his animals.


And poop. Don't forget poop.


Your money is safe. Your money is federally insured for up to $250,000 now so a good majority of Americans are protected. Jeez.


Why is Brutus sitting like that? He looks as if he's about to fall out of his chair. That can't be good on the back. Why is his desk so bare. Where's his computer? I'd even settle for a pencil cup.

I Painted My Toenails...Why Not the Dog?

No snarky comment. No insult to the storyline. Just a thank you and good-bye to Lynn Johnston who has entertained us for these many years and let us into her life on a daily basis.

No old woman--especially Lola--should ever be in this type of position. It's...unnatural.

I had a crush on Supergirl from the 1996-2003 series. Ooh, she was hot. I've also had a crush on Vampi and Jessica Jones from Alias (the Marvel comic book, not the show). But I never acted like this.

I actually watched some table tennis this year and it was so addictive to watch. But I was wondering if you, the reader, think that Get Fuzzy has gone downhill over the last year or so. It used to be a very original strip but now relies heavily on Satchel being stupid, Bucky mixing up words and Rob getting aggravated. Maybe I just spend too much time reading comic strips...

"Rape and murder..."

Ooh-hoo yeah. Oh God, those lips, those eyes, that...dorsal fin.

I did some research and from what I found, painting the dog's nails doesn't hurt. They even have toenail "pawlish" made especially for dogs so unless Wilberforce used actual household paint, I wouldn't be punishing him.

And I wish they'd actually show Kewpie once in a while.

[Insert Nokia Ringtone Here]

There's a guy I work with who I think really needs an item like that. I would be more than happy to give him three punches.

Boy Rocket is addicted to gasoline? Little Einsteins are owned by Disney so it's Disney's fault gas prices are so high.

"She was free and willing to make out with me so maybe you two should question your relationship instead of pummelling me into this brick wall."

Mastadon Wife must not see the look of utter fear in her neighbor's eyes. The green-eyed monster must be obstructing her view.

I remember the huge cell phones. Considering Brutus' new phone has an antenna, that has got to be one old cell phone.

Brutus Must've Had Money On the Other Team

Marmaduke has claimed another innocent victim. Only his knee bone and one finger will ever be found by the authorities.

Rob will now come home to see a broken-necked Bucky being shaken about like a ragdoll in Satchel's mouth. And the world shall rejoice.

I think if Charlie Brown's baseball team played Wilberforce's team, Charlie might actually have a chance at winning. Wilberforce is so going to be towel whipped in the locker room.

I Miss FoxTrot

When FoxTrot stopped doing dailies, I was sad but rejoiced when I learned that they would still have Sundays. Then my local paper dropped the Sundays and replaced them with Pearls Before Swine. I think it cancels it out so I'm not too upset.

Can someone really text faster than they can talk. Maybe with a Blackberry or something...

Poor Satchel. But you'd think by now he would learn to not listen to Bucky.

This reminds me of when my best friend went down to Mexico to spend a couple weeks. I'm shocked he came back alive and un-raped. Pig, however, I don't think will be as lucky.

Brutus is the only one who cares about Veeblefester's birthday. I've never cared about my bosses birthdays and sure as hell don't want to sing to them or give them a cake. But I'm glad Veeblefester's sacks of money are back.

Something New

Alley Oop for June 11, 2008 unavailable

I figured I'd try something new here. I started going through the comics online and found out that they still publish Alley Oop? Oop began on August 7, 1933 and for some reason is still around. And it's a SERIAL COMIC!!! Yay! I will admit it though--I love the artwork.

If wanting to watch those shows makes me a Communist, then I guess I'm just a big Communist.

Will we actually see Brutus and Gladys' anniversary? Probably not. It'll be forgotten quicker than Fred Thompson's bid for President of the United States.

Comics Cause Headache

WHAT? This comic strip confuses me. Please someone tell me what it's about. I'm begging you.


In Get Fuzzy Bucky insults Satchel by calling him "Wal-Mutt", an obvious parody of Wal-Mart. I don't see the insult because if I were Wal-Mart I'd be worth billions. Slave labor or not.


And finally onto today's strip. Brutus doesn't know what a hedge fund is? Even I know it has nothing to do with landscaping and Brutus works in corporate world. I am disappointed in him.

Shrimp Crappy!!

Hey, look at this Get Fuzzy. Lately Bucky has been on strike in support of the televison writers, however in the strip Bucky is on strike and refuses to do anything. Rob really needs to think things through when he gives Bucky an idea. I find it hard to believe that Bucky actually cleans his own litterbox. I mean, I know Bucky and that's not the Bucky I know.

Now, onto The Born Loser. I hate strips like this because Brutus is always alone. He's at a fancy restaurant presumably during lunch hour during a work day. How much is that costing? Why does Brutus go to a place like for lunch? Brutus should be going to a deli like Dagwood does and getting himself a big loose meat sandwich.