I Think Jeff Is My Least Favorite Comic Strip Character

Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids

I like seeing scenes from before animals took over the planet. Here, a park ranger(?) attempts to keep a bear from bludgeoning a camper with a tree branch in order to get the fish. A second later, the bear is bludgeoning both the camper and ranger while the rabbit, fox, and bird look on. "I didn't know we could do that..." the bird thinks, watching with curious glee.

Momma

Momma's friend pretty much murdered her fifth husband.

Marvin

What could go wrong at a place called Swindletopia? I'm sure they won't try to...swindle...you at all.

I can squeeze you in between 10 A.M. and 5 P.M., I think

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Mary Worth

Yes, Dawn, make sure that you are able to squeeze in a two hour movie between the only two things you have planned for tomorrow. That's how you make friends, by making it seem like they wanting to hang out with you is a major inconvenience.

Momma

That's a bold move, sexually harassing an office administrator before you've even gotten hired yet. But then again, Francis is a bold guy.

Momma can't kill Francis but she will make it seem like he never existed

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Dennis the Menace

Unfortunately, the Mitchells know that no matter how far into the woods Dennis hikes and no matter how lost he gets, the search party always finds him. They always find him.

Momma

There's a lot of theories going around that Momma is some sort of Oedipal character and that she is way too close to her children but I think it's just a comic about a caring mother who wants her children to be happy and...Does it say "SEX" in the lower left corner of the last panel?

Uh...Thank You?

"And now will you please leave?!"

What? Comic strips can't switch to digital hi-def. Also, televisions are just going digital, not hi-def. And that's not the way hi-def works.

I want to know why teacher is underlined. Is Chris Browne as shocked as Ditto that his teacher is at the mall or is it to make sure we know it's his teacher and not the retarded stand-in for Little Orphan Annie?

Rat makes yet another appearance in Slylock Fox and is even drawn with a little pipe which isn't cool in a comic strip exclusively marketed toward small, impressionable children.

I remember when I saw the movie Spider-Man, when Peter actually became Spidey the only thing I could think of was "how'd he create the costume" because in the comic book he made it himself but in the movie it was way too elaborate for him to make out of fabric he bought at Wal-Mart. And that's the question I have here: "How'd Electro make the suit?"

You know what gives me a laugh? I picture Bil Keane hooked up to a massive life support system (or in some sort of life sustaining tube) begging Jeff to let him and the strip die and Jeff just laughs and screams "Shut up, Old Man! You're staying alive until the 50th Anniversary in 2010!"

Probably because he doesn't have a Social Security Number.


Due to new ownership, Echo Glen has been renamed Echo Point which is a slightly better name. Unfortunately it still needs a guard rail.

Anyone See the Guy On That Nose?

If he doesn't have a social security number then he essentially doesn't exist in the eyes of any government in our country. No wonder he can't find a job. And, him being an unemployed loser isn't his fault. It's Momma's because you can't have a life without an SSN.

What? This comic isn't even remotely funny (BIG surprise there). It also looks like Curtis removed his bones in the last panel and laying like that can't be good for the neck especially since his face isn't even touching the pillow.

If Popeye would just look behind him, he could stop that evil Sea Hag by reading the convientently placed "Previously..." poster hung up on the wall of his own house.

Thank God. Maybe that giant walking frog is coming to kill them.

How many here knew that? Shem (not to be confused with Shemp from the Three Stooges) was Noah's first son and why does Japheth always get the shaft? Also, Noah was 500 years old when his children were born? What?! Ow, my brain hurts....

Third panel art is hideous. Also, not really a fan of the animal abuse.

*Sigh* And Frank was doing so good. Frank, repeat after me: "We want her to be happy which means she doesn't have to win every time."


"Thank God I have a 1.5 million dollar life insurance policy on my wife. And it doubles if it's an accident. Say, Thorny you don't happen to know where any clumsy guys are hoisting pianos around here do you?"

Brutus Is Po'

As a matter of fact, yes. I was about to give birth and I'd rather die than have my child be a bastard so I dragged Daddy to an all night chapel, got married and an hour later, Billy was born. It was a busy night.

You're expecting more stars to hit you in the face?


Well, now we know why the mailman in the neighborhood is constantly drunk.


Heathcliff infringes on copyrights and trademarks and doesn't care.


What? I have read and re-read this Pluggers and still don't understand it. I'm guessing everybody in Chinook, Montana either knows each other or is related to each other. I'm going for the latter.


For those of you who regularly read Garfield Minus Garfield know what happens in that blog. The same could almost be done for Get Fuzzy at this point. When the strip began, Rob had friends but they have all vanished and now Rob mainly converses with his animals.


And poop. Don't forget poop.


Your money is safe. Your money is federally insured for up to $250,000 now so a good majority of Americans are protected. Jeez.


Why is Brutus sitting like that? He looks as if he's about to fall out of his chair. That can't be good on the back. Why is his desk so bare. Where's his computer? I'd even settle for a pencil cup.

Chip's Blowing My Mind

I hate these "show me" strips. They are never funny and this one made me think too much which means it's trying too hard.

Aww. I know Pig is being insulted but seeing that smile on his face warms the cockles of my heart.

Great. So when he brakes really hard, he'll flip forward and smash his face onto the floor.

Doesn't the third kid from Luann (I assume it's a girl) look like TJ? Does TJ have an illegitimate child? That would be a pretty good storyline I think plus seeing TJ as a loving, caring, inspiration parent would be fairly strange.

I mean, look at her!! She even has the perverted grin of TJ!!

Momma has some serious empty nest syndrome. Her kids need to start having some grandchildren pronto.

And a hello to my lovely fiancee who, if she was put on this Earth to make me happy, is doing a damn good job.

I see Brutus is a hunt-and-pecker at the computer. That I don't care about but I want to give a huge seal of approval to Chip for giving Brutus a flat screen monitor. So at least the Veeblefester Corporation is in the 21st Century.

Brutus' Dead Tree

"I have to be constantly drunk since I have a mother like you."

Wow, she is all over Marshall. I'm hoping the royalty payment is in the form of sloppy seconds.

The Lifeguard is apparently into bestiality.

What? So the bark looks worse than the disease? What? Just fix the damn thing.

Also, the gardener is about to touched by a noodly appendage...

Another Non-Brutus Day

Thanks for that narration, Dead-Beat Son. So she got the idea for you to take out the trash from your selfish ramblings? Looks like Momma's giving us the ol' reach around.

Do they really make solid gold checkbook covers? I did a Google search and found nothing on solid gold checkbook covers but maybe Herb knows some people.

And I hate the shape of Jamaal's head.

Nancy caught Sluggo cheating again and Sluggo is trying to apologize. I still can't get enough of Nancy and Sluggo's relationship dance.

Yep, nothing like hearing the Little Liversville Philharmonic. Take that Boston.