Sunday Comics #1

Along with the return of Losers Are Made, Not Born, comes the return of Sunday Comics. Sunday Comics will focus on a variety of comic strips. The main reason for this return is because due to the changes on the GoComics website, I am unable to obtain Sunday Born Loser strips because they are too big to be screenshot and you can no longer copy the image to your computer. So many comic-themed titles now. Hope it's not overkill.

Curtis

I don't get it. If you've eaten something and you like it, why would knowing what it is change your opinion of it? To be honest, I don't know why you wouldn't want to eat something where the first instruction in the recipe is "Soak the brains in water for an hour".

The Amazing Spider-Man

Wait. If regular people can handle the dual threat of Ronan and this Sentry, then why do we even need superheroes?

Comic Comics 214

I'm going to start forgoing titles for Comic Comics posts because most of the time, I can never figure out a good one, a funny one, or a clever one. It's just easier on everyone involved if I just start numbering the posts.

Hi and Lois

I don't get my news from the TV because I don't want to be told how terrible of a place the world is. I don't see it like that and I'm baffled why so many other people do. I prefer newspapers or online where I can a variety of news and disseminate it myself. After the election of Donald Trump, my family even bought subscriptions to several newspapers (including my local one) because we're going to need news now more than ever and outlets like the News-Herald will need all the help they can get.

 Dennis the Menace

Why are you asking what Dennis wants for dinner? It's clear that you have already made dinner and that everyone is sitting down to eat it. You know what I want for dinner? You to quit being a teasing bitch, Alice.

Curtis

So Heart-Throb's first job is only going to last a week. Good to know.

The Amazing Spider-Man

I don't understand why so many outer space villains refer to Earth as being primitive. Look, I'm sorry that we don't have magical tuning forks but at least we aren't constantly at war with every single planet like you guys usually are.

The Big CC (Comic Comics)

The Amazing Spider-Man

What? What does that mean? Shut up, Peter. You aren't funny.

Funky Winkerbean

!!!

While I think it's kind of a hack job to give the main character cancer after just about everybody else had cancer, I look forward to Funky getting cancer, going through all the stages of cancer, doing what he can to get rid of the cancer only to eventually go into remission and be perfectly fine.

Yes, MJ, I'm Going To Do It In My Birthday Suit

Garfield Classics 12/22/1977

My cat Shadow played with ornaments. Batting them around with his paws. He stopped after a few years but would still occasionally bat one around. Atticus likes to chew on Christmas trees for whatever reason. The first day we had the tree up he vomited about six times. Each time the vomit had tree needles in it. He stopped chewing on the tree since then. Katy could not care less about either of our trees. Or us, the people who take care of her.

The Amazing Spider-Man

You would never catch a DC superhero in the middle of the desert in their underwear.

Heathcliff

Merry Christmas, everyone.

Antarctica Is Nice This Time Of Year

Mary Worth

In a year when Wilbur comes back, he and Zak will have to have a beard-stubble battle for Iris' love.

Curtis

Over the last couple of years, I've been wanting to get into sending Christmas cards to friends and family. My Mom used to send out dozens when I was growing up. She now sends out a few to really close friends and family but not the number she used to. I like getting Christmas cards, I should really start sending some out.

The Amazing Spider-Man

WOMEN!! AMIRIGHT, GUYS?!

Blasphemous Saturday

The Amazing Spider-Man

"We've been together for years and you still don't know how my spider-sense works? I'm kind of glad I made that deal with Mephisto in the other universe."

Barney Google and Snuffy Smith

I thought this was going to be a lecture about how being is promiscuous is wrong and all that garbage and while it starts out that way, Loweezy seems perfectly fine with Lureen's choice. I am too. It's your body, ladies, do what you want with it.

Beetle Bailey

As an even bigger slap to the face, Sarge is praying to the almighty pizza god right there in front of the chaplain.

Exploding Islands! Superheroes Through Windows!! Hollywood Cliff Driving!!!

Mark Trail

"I hope Mark and that woman he met here were able to get off the island. Hope she doesn't mind that I took her boat. I'm sure they were able to get away."

The Amazing Spider-Man

I would like to thank the writer and artist on The Amazing Spider-Man for giving us two days of Peter Parker being thrown through a window. It's like an early Christmas.

Funky Winkerbean

Oh-oh. We're in black and white again. I'm more concerned about that than I am about Marianne driving her car off a cliff near the Hollywood sign.

Dennis the Menace

"Do girls just wander around the woods by themselves a lot because I learned this really cool trick the other day and I want to try it out."

Slylock Fox and Comics For Kids

I'm glad that Slylock Fox is finally starting to cater to what the kids really know a lot about--the economies and exports of foreign countries.

Why Does the Napping Mouse Look Nothing Like Max?

Crankshaft

I find it hard to believe that Ed Crankshaft knows what a Vespa is but aside from that, I get the feeling that Tom Batiuk was in the same situation maybe last year and instead of paying attention to beautiful songs and angelic singing, he spent the entire concert thinking of bad puns for his comic strip(s).

The Amazing Spider-Man

I'm glad that Ronan finally put Spider-Man out of his misery. It's been a long time coming. I'm shocked it didn't happen sooner.

Beetle Bailey

What is Mort Walker's fascination with sunbeams? I swear, it's a sickness, I tells you. A sickness.

Slylock Fox and Comics For Kids

The one case Slylock gives Max is one that Max could never solve. "You'll never make the big leagues," Slylock gloats, trying not the laugh. "Don't worry, you'll make it someday. One morning I woke up, had this Sherlock Holmes hat and masterful detection skills. I don't even know how it happened."

I'm Going To Start Calling All Hammers Universal Weapons

Family Circus

Wasn't she on Hee Haw? Always wore a hat with a price tag still attached to it?

Rex Morgan, M.D.

What's that in the second panel? A symbol of their love? Well, it's not drawn very well.

Dennis the Menace

Questioning a veteran's patriotic allegiance during a day of mourning and remembrance? That is some top-notch menacing.

The Amazing Spider-Man

Yeah, but still Peter, something happened. I mean, your arm and/or wrist is all twisted around. Spider sense didn't alert you to that.

Dennis Is a Better Superhero Than Spider-Man

The Amazing Spider-Man

Finally, a superhero is here to save the day and stop Ronan the Accuser. What? It's Spider-Man. We're all doomed!!

Dennis the Menace

While I am impressed at how menacing this is--it has been awhile since Dennis was this menacing, you have to admit, I am a little unnerved that he can quickly and effortlessly subdue, gag, and tie a girl to a chair. Here's hoping he only uses his power for good.

"We Won't Have To Drive Through Kentucky Do We?"

The Amazing Spider-Man

Drive out to California?

Peter Parker is a city-boy. It was bad enough having to deal with Long Island existing in the last adventure but having to deal with all that empty land between New York City and Los Angeles will be the worst. Ohio?!!? Missouri?!!? And don't get him started on New Mexico!!

Crankshaft

"Great kids you have there, all going to Disney World and not taking you, their own mother. Wellp, I've finished my tea, see you Monday."

Family Circus

Five seconds later...

"Mommy! Jeffy's holdin' my head UNDER the water again!"

Mary Worth

HOT DAMN!! He's certainly no Wilbur!! Hubba-hubba!

He seems slightly younger than Iris though. I can't wait to hear what Mary has to say about this. Where is Mary anyway? We've barely seen her since June Brigman took over the art.

What Isn't Derivative?

Hi and Lois

It does seem highly derivative of Georges Seurat's A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte only except for people boating and rowing, it's a guy fishing. Dot is right in her air of smugness.

The Amazing Spider-Man

Starr's plan collapsed all within two panels. Why Starr thought he would get away with it, I don't know. There are four witnesses. Hell, even if Ant-Man and Spider-Man aren't reliable witnesses, Pym and Jameson are upstanding citizens.

Hey, that's a Daily Bugle-issued camera, Jameson thinks, finally putting two and two together.

Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids

The car on the right was set ablaze during the #RaccoonLivesMatter protests sweeping through the forest. The dog is having an existential crisis of what his purpose is--sure, he puts out fires but there are always just more of them. The water drains to the lake instead of the river. The car is a Buick, not a Honda. The crocodile is married.

Oh, or the wheel, ear, smoke, fangs, tail, and door handle. Whatever.