Showing posts with label cats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cats. Show all posts

Sunday, June 30, 2024

I've Never Seen You Leave Ohio

Pinkie Prim was a young girl cat clearly created to get little girls to read the comics in the newspaper. The strip was created by Dick Wood and ran from 1906 to early 1911. The strip was distributed by World Color Printing. World Color was founded in St. Louis in 1903 and was an early supporter of Krazy Kat creator George Herriman. World Color would then enter the comic book business in the 1930s, something that would continue for 50 more years including printing Marvel and DC comics. World Color is currently headquartered in Quebec.






May 11, 1986
This sounds annoying. My car screams at me too much. It yells at me when the car starts, when there's low fuel, when people aren't buckled in, when a tire is low, when someone is in my blind spot and my blinker is on, when I'm approaching the rear end of a car too fast, when there's ice over the front camera. The other day it yelled at me with something new: My key fob battery was low. At least these are just a series of dings and not some voice talking to me.

Oh, Wilberforce is in summer school? That sucks.

If a hurricane is a tropical cyclone over 75mph, then a tropical depression is a tropical cyclone under that speed. Is there a carbon monoxide leak in this house? Why has everyone been so stupid lately?





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Friday, April 26, 2024

I'm Going to Ignore the Bad Joke

Gordo, August 28, 1965
I appreciate Gus Arriola putting in all the sounds cats make when they wash themselves.

That is a very well-drawn cat.

September 20, 1965
You're going to die thousands of miles from your loved ones and you are upset about not having matches? I mean, I guess I get it: You have these cigars, why not smoke them, but still, get your priorities straight.

Is Brutus' stomach in knots because he has a crush and that crush just got into a new relationship? Eh. Probably just some bad pudding or something.

Wednesday, February 07, 2024

Diner Dilemma

Get reacquainted with Brimstone. You know Heathcliff. You know Garfield. Get to know Brimstone. Created by Vahan Shirvanian (1925-2013), Brimstone initially appeared in the comic No Comment a gag-a-day pantomime strip. No Comment began April 9, 1979 and was syndicated by King Features. Eventually the pantomime was dropped and an elephant became a recurring character. Shirvanian then introduced an orange and black cat named Brimstone. No Comment, now fully starring Brimstone, ended on April 25, 1982. Four books reprinting No Comment strips were published, three of them focusing only on Brimstone.

You can read more about Brimstone from King Features here. My post on Brimstone can be found here.

June 28, 1965
He's standing in quicksand in case you can't read that sign. Why are we waiting 200 seconds? This marshal deserves to drown in quicksand. Just count to ten and start blastin'.

No one is making you eat there! Bring your own lunch! Have something DoorDash'd! Just go someplace else! There has to be something just as close as that diner. There just has to be...





The final Brimstone daily from April 24, 1982. Brimstone apparently left the gas station and found
a home with a pretty young girl.


Saturday, June 10, 2023

Saturday Quickies

June 5, 1974
Kewpie's a big dog so that's a big cat!

Wilberforce is coming for you, Big Peanut Butter. He's on to you!

Wednesday, January 11, 2023

This Donut Makes Me Go Nuts

October 18, 1973
What nursery rhyme? I know a lot of nursery rhymes and I had to look this one up. The Owl and the Kitty-Cat is not a nursery rhyme that I have in my repertoire and I'm not 100% sure this is even the nursery rhyme being referenced.

The Owl and the Kitty-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
"O lovely Kitty! O Kitty, my love,
What a beautiful Kitty you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Kitty you are!"

Kitty said to the Owl, "You elegant fowl!
How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?"
They sailed away for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows,
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.

And it just goes on like this.

I don't know, is Brutus' $70,000 really enough of a savings?

Veeblefester knows he could just fire Brutus, right? Why doesn't he just fire him?

Not really a diet, but I'm not gonna judge your weight loss routine. There are people who will though: Jackasses. Kick them out of your life--you don't need them.

Sunday, October 10, 2021

Pussy Katnip: Cafe Owner and Crime Smasher

Pussy Katnip made her debut in The Book of Comics in 1944 published by Fox Feature Syndicate. She was a hat check girl and sometimes torch singer at the Kit Kat Night Club. The stories are credited to Len Short and Pussy Katnip was kind of a superhero as when she would drink her Katnip Fizz, it would give her a boost of agility and strength along with clairvoyance (almost like a spider-sense) that she used to protect her friends and place of employment.

She made only a handful of appearances between 1944 and 1945 before vanishing into obscurity.

Is that spotted dog supposed to be a Dalmatian? Not having read this story, why would Pussy know what a fire whistle sounds like but not the fire chief?

Maizie looks like she's having trouble putting that--what is it?--cowslip...?

I like Pussy's pose in the last panel. Always got to be "on".

Does she have to pour the Katnip Fizz on her head or is that just part of her "catfit"?

Pussy is loyal to no one. She doesn't care if the love of your life is a criminal. She will lock them in a closet and call the police on them.

I wonder if Maizie is getting her money back.

Madame La Fewtcher went kaflooey.

Kind of an overreaction don't you think? Where'd she get that dagger?

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Sunday, January 13, 2019

Just Do It Yourself

ICE HOUSE CATS

The cats who lived under the ice house on the farm had grown overnight from two to six. Mama Kitty spent the night and early morning cleaning her offspring as they, two males and two females, suckled at her nipples. Father Cat was off hunting, bringing Mama what he could to feed her until she could hunt again.

These cats were a rare breed. They had powers that scared humans which was why they lived under the ice house. The humans who owned the farm were kind to the cats but not enough to let them live in the house. Cats like these were nearly extinct with only a few thousand still living. The cats rarely used their magic anymore for fear of bringing attention to themselves. The cats were content to live a simple, domesticated life.

Nine months had passed since the kitten’s birth. At a year old, they could be sent off to find their own place in life, or stay with the family. The four kittens were growing up well. They were playful, smart, and kind and they loved making their Mama laugh. A normal pastime of these cats was telling stories. Usually stories about their heroic ancestors and how they would use their powers to help humans.

“Tell us the story about the dragon,” the gray male kitten pleaded one afternoon. His brother and sisters excitedly agreed with him.

Mama Kitty chuckled. “The dragon? You’ve already heard that story this week.”

“We love that story, Mama,” the tabby female kitten mewed.

“Okay,” Mama Kitty chuckled again. “Hundreds of years ago, there was a cat who belonged to a little girl. The girl was the princess of a small kingdom called Lasia. The girl’s father, the King, loved his daughter very much and she loved her cat very much. Sadly, in the nearby lake, there lived a dragon--one of the last dragons in the world. The dragon terrorized Lasia but brought it no harm because the citizens would appease the dragon by feeding it two sheep every day.

“Then, one day, Lasia ran out of sheep. It was decided, although it was a tough decision, to give the dragon one of the children every day. The townspeople chose the child through a lottery and this worked well for a couple of years until the King’s daughter’s name was pulled. Being a fair and just leader, the King reluctantly sent his daughter out to the lake for the dragon. The princess was dressed in her best dress and sent out to the lake to await the dragon.

“The cat, wanting to be with his beloved owner, left the castle and followed the princess to the shores of the lake. Shortly after arriving, a knight was passing through Lasia and happened upon the lake, the princess, and the cat. After hearing her story, the knight decided to lie in wait and attempt to slay the dragon. The knight went to hide while the princess and cat stood their ground. The dragon appeared and immediately went for the princess. She screamed in fear and the knight leapt out from where he was hiding. But the dragon was knocked back and landed hard on the ground. Now vulnerable, the knight plunged his sword into the dragon’s heart.

“The knight got all the accolades for freeing Lasia from the dragon but neither the knight nor the princess could figure out what really happened with the dragon but the cat, keeping his magical abilities secret, saved the princess’s life using a spell to knock the dragon back and put it off-balance. Despite the knight become a hero and a legend, if it wasn’t for the cat, both the knight and the princess would’ve been eaten.”

The kittens exclaimed in astonishment at the story they’ve now heard dozens of times. “Why didn’t the cat come forward about his powers?” “Did no one really see the cat use his powers?” “Tell it again, the long way this time.”

“Come on, get washed up for Father,” Mama said, giving the kitten closest to her a couple of licks with her tongue.

The kittens went off to the other side of the ice house and began washing. “I want to be a hero,” the tabby male kitten said, still in awe at the story.

“You wouldn’t know the first thing about it,” the gray female kitten sneered.

“Would too,” tabby male kitten sneered back.

“You’d have to go far away from here. There are no dragons out here. There are barely any people,” the gray male kitten said.

“I’m still going to be a hero. Heroes don’t just save people.”

“According to all the stories Mama tells us, that’s all they do,” tabby female kitten reasoned.

After washing up, Father Cat returned home with dinner. The cats ate and then washed up again. They then gathered together like they always did to continue telling stories. “Mama? Heroes don’t just save people do they?” the tabby female kitten asked.

“Heroes do more than just help other people,” Father Cat said. “That’s a big part but being a hero can be as much as saving another’s life or just being a friend and being there for somebody. There are many kinds of heroes in this world and not all of them slaughter child-eating dragons.”




The kittens were almost a year old. Almost ready to go out in the world by themselves. Mama and Father still doted on them but continued to tell them that all kittens leave the home after a year. The biggest change was that the farm, and therefore the ice house, had been sold to new owners. Neither Mama or Father knew what happened to the old owners but watched with unease.

“Will we have to leave, Mama?” the gray female kitten asked.

“I hope not,” Mama sighed. “Father and I are keeping an eye on the new humans. We don’t think they know we’re here and if they do, they don’t seem to care. If we can stay here until you four leave then that will be fine.”

For the next few days everything was normal. Then late at night, or early in the morning, the cats were awakened by hammering. At first they thought the humans were doing work on the ice house until they saw the bright light of fire and smelled the smoke.

“They’re burning us alive,” the boy cats shrieked.

“Everyone split up,” Father remained calm but the kittens could still hear the panic in his voice. “If we lose one another, go to the creek in the woods, to the fallen tree.”

The six cats ran to each side of the ice house--one side was engulfed in flames so only three were accessible. “They trapped us in,” the gray female kitten screamed. A piece of wood blocked each of the exits from under the ice house.

“Push. Dig your way,” Father shouted.

The gray male kitten found a small hole that wasn’t covered in a corner by the front where the fire was. He was still just a bit big so he dug for a few seconds and attempted to squeeze through. When he was out, he shouted to alert the rest of his family but the hole became overcome with fire. The gray kitten ran from the ice house and to the tree line where the creek would be. He looked back and saw the whole ice house engulfed in flames. As he ran into the woods, he hoped someone from his family would meet him at the tree.   ■

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I...What? First of all, why is Brutus putting Wilberforce to work counting pennies? Second, why does Wilberforce think if there are fifty pennies then there must be 500? Third, it doesn't take that long to count 500 pennies if you do it right. Fourth, why is Brutus dressed like the Vault Boy from the Fallout video game series?