Wednesday Weather

Yesterday: Wilberforce should go outside and not just play video games.

Today: It's snowing.

Make up your mind, comic strip!

Tuesday Quickie

I wonder what game console Wilberforce has. I can't tell from that weird black thing he's holding. Is it supposed to be a Wiimote or whatever the Switch controllers are called? It could be one of those Tiger Electronic Handheld Games for all we know.

Speaking of which...shameless post my YouTube video of me playing one of those Tiger games.

Returning Customer

Clearly Ethel (I don't know her name, I'm just going to call her Ethel) is not a fan of April Fools' Day. Who is, honestly? Maybe she's just not a fan of Brutus. Who is, honestly?

Veeblefester Tea Cozies: We Keep You Alive

Brutus mainly works in sales, as we've seen from the numerous he has tried and failed in gaining, keeping, and regaining accounts, so somehow I don't think advertising is going to be his forte. Shouldn't Veeblefester have an entire department devoted to advertising or, in an effort to save money, he just has all his employees doing three to five jobs?

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Lousy Kids--Get Off My Lawn

And your fine with Wilberforce throwing a baseball at the side of your house? I've never met an adult who like that unless you lived in a brick house or something. When I was a kid, we were playing dodge ball against the wall of my house and my mom came running out in her robe and slippies brandishing a rolling pin yelling at us to find somewhere else to play.

I'd Be Happier, I Know That

Since when are texts considered social media? Texts are an intricle way of communication because I refuse to answer my phone anymore. I got rid of my Facebook at the end of 2018 and my Twitter, like a lot of Twitters, is just a waste of time. You should follow me.

The Boys of Summer

As an adult, you are blessed with an amazing ability to not have to say why you have to leave work. "Hey, I need to head out early" is all you need to say. Just deduct my hours from whatever time it gets deducted from. See you tomorrow.

Marriage Saved

Does Gladys know Attila the Hun's middle name?

"Who cares who's right or wrong!" Sounds like words of surrender from a loser to me.

What You Don't Know...

We don't know Attila the Hun's real name. He was probably not born with the name Attila but was probably assigned that name or gave it to himself when he rose to power. I'm a little confused why 9-year-olds are learning about Attila the Hun but whatever.

I love Brutus. "That's a fact I don't even know!" Okay. Calm down, Brutus. You're not that smart.

It's My House

In case you didn't know, I have brought back my Patreon for those who want to support my writing and research every month. I plan on posting something every Saturday exclusively on Patreon. This past Saturday was chapter 8 of the novel I'm working on. Go check it out.

I hate when people do this. "You should watch such-and-such, you'll like it." I know what I like and, I'll be honest, I don't need more TV shows in my life. I also don't like reality or competition shows so you can quit recommending those to me at once. I watched the first season of American Idol. Why would I need to watch the subsequent 16 seasons? We have our American Idol and her name is Kelly Clarkson.