Saturday, May 30, 2026

The Last Days of Wilberforce Thornapple

July 11, 1967
Oh, God! It's a gigantic bird with an upside down face! Feets don't fail me now!

Birdwatching is another thing pop culture said was going to play a bigger part in my life. Look, I take walks in nature and have nothing against birds, but I've never specifically gone out to bird watch. But that's all pop culture in the past said would happen. You'd go out birdwatching and get stuck in quicksand.

This is what you're spending your Saturday doing?

And no wonder you have to go to school past Memorial Day. You're only doing six hours a day!?