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| June 19, 1967 |
Do cigarettes make you horny? Yeah, baby!
I get distracted by attractive people, too, but I never nearly kill myself or accidentally burn places down so I don't know what's wrong with Brutus.
I only buy slip-on shoes anymore. Not because I can't bend over and put on shoes or anything like that. I can't tie my shoes so having to tie laces is just a huge slap in the face to me. I also don't like other people buying me shoes. I guess I'd accept shoes from my wife, but not from the president. You can stuff those shoes in a sack, mister!
