Thursday, May 07, 2026

Certainly No Weight On His Arms

June 16, 1967
Getting stuck in an elevator is something else that I thought would happen more often, but I have never been stuck in an elevator. I know it happens, it just hasn't happened to me yet. My luck, the one time it happens and I'm stuck with a homicidal maniac. They aren't killing all the time. Maybe they hold off on the murdering for half an hour or so.

Every time I go to the doctor, I get weighed. My weight from my last visit is on my chart. Wouldn't you see any unexpected weight loss?

Dr. Zorba? Brutus has a Turkish doctor? Good for him.