Wednesday, January 21, 2026

Notice No One Is Sitting Near Him

March 4, 1967
Turtle shells don't look like rocks. Gladys is right to be apprehensive. Brutus clearly doesn't know what he's doing. I'm more outdoorsy than Brutus.

People are being dragged out of their homes in freezing weather by federal agents, people are being gassed in the streets, the president is allowing pedophiles and murderers get away with their crimes, meanwhile he's also pardoning people who actively and purposely hurt and stole from other people because they toss him a few dollars. But, sure, YOU have problems, Brutus.

I'm gonna go outside and drown myself in the river by stepping on a turtle that looks like a rock.