Friday, January 30, 2026

I Also Suggest Shaving Your Mustache

March 20, 1967
Sigh. The good ol' days when your bosses could just give you a raise. "Hey, I like the cut of your jib, have an extra $2.50 a week!" Now your raises have to be approved and go through payroll and you just get a raise like everybody else--it's not based on quality of work or popularity at all. Not that I'm popular at work but I'm there everyday and I'm good at my job. I feel that's worth an extra $2.50 a week!

Do it Brutus! You shave those two? Three? hairs on your head! I can't imagine it's fun drawing them. "Gotta make sure this line and squiggle are there, otherwise how will you know that's Brutus?"

I've thought about shaving my head. I don't think I'd look good. Of course, I already think I'm pretty ghastly already, but at least I have hair.