Enoff Stroganoff

March 1, 1967

Where are they? Are they outside or has the imagery of The Veldt started to leak out of the nursery?

I believe this version of Wilberforce is quiet and scholarly, but is also your general child terrorist. Wilberforce wouldn't become his current version until after Art would pass away. Yes, Wilberforce would become neutered.

I never kept frogs as pets like all the other boys did, supposedly (too gross), but I did have a turtle for a short time. Does that count? Was I real little boy?

I looked up some beefless stroganoff recipes and now want to vomit. I'm not a stroganoff person, with or without beef. I know I've have decent stroganoff, but my go-to opinion on it is always "It's bad".

At least Wilberforce gets to eat today.