Tuesday, January 27, 2026

Asparagus Rag

March 16, 1967
And we all know there's nothing like poorly played violin music.

I've never seen the Thornapples with this many friends. They must have stopped coming over and hanging out after Wilberforce's performance.

My wife likes asparagus, but I don't. She doesn't like green beans or olives, but I do. I don't think our tastes are going to change. Why do parents like Gladys insist on feeding their children stuff they don't like? Wilberforce doesn't like asparagus, quit making it--or at least quit making him eat it.