Wednesday, January 14, 2026

Dr. Brutus "Doogie" Thornapple, Psy.D

Right back at you, dick.

February 25, 1967
Yes, clearly you are either making up reasons to go to therapy or the perfection of your childhood has blemished your adulthood which is making you unhappy. But I'm no therapist, unlike Brutus(?!).

"So I must be talking to Brutus Thornapple because if you weren't Brutus Thornapple you would just say 'You have the wrong number'. Anyway, I want to make an appointment for a therapy session. That's something you are able to do, I guess."