I typically choose the least-burned side to butter my toast on so it may look like I'm indecisive but I'm just figuring out which side is the least burned.
I sometimes glance to see what the featured comment is and you sometimes learn quite a bit about the person writing the comment. Today, I learned this commenter doesn't like toast. Who doesn't like toast? It's just warmed up bread. I don't even know if butter has to be used for it to be toast but who doesn't like warm bread? Who hurt this person?
Tuesday, October 09, 2018
Monday, October 08, 2018
Beautiful Lady
I was originally going to comment on how we've seen Gladys in profile and how it's not that great but maybe Brutus finds it alluring. Who am I to judge? People can love whoever they want for whatever reason. I am a bit turned off by the way Gladys is standing though.
Sunday, October 07, 2018
Supercomics #15
The jeep flew across the ground and smashed into the guard booth. A man wearing a red uniform with a flowing red cape walked up to the guard booth. A smaller alien-looking creature walked next to him. A couple of guards stood up and aimed their gun at the man. With a wave of his hand, the man sent the two soldiers flying away.
More soldiers arrived and surrounded the man and his companion. He paused, noticing the guns on him. “I am Senestro,” he announced. “This base belongs to me now.” With another wave of his hand, all the other soldiers flew in opposite directions. Senestro continued walking with his companion still by his side. Some soldiers still attempted to stop him but he handled them within seconds.
Senestro cast out the soldiers in the main building and soon had complete control of the military base. He and his companion were the only two still on the base, everyone else had been forcibly removed.
“A full stock of weapons and vehicles. Enough firepower to make this country shake in its boots,” Senestro said, looking over the control tower booth. “Skiff, monitor the base and make sure no one comes close to us. If anyone comes near, blast them out of the sky with a missile.”
“Yes, sir,” Skiff replied, taking a seat at the monitor. He began trying to get his bearings, figuring out the directions and what button, knob, or lever did what.
“We should send a message and launche a missile. Where shall we send it?”
“We need to get to Fort Carroll in Tecumseh, Pennsylvania,” Superkitten announced. “The base has been taken over by some guy who single handedily took out the entire staff based there.”
The All-American Corps loaded into their plane and quickly took off. Linus manned the monitoring room back at the school and began following the jet and gathering info on Fort Carroll. “We have an issue, guys,” Linus began. “It looks like there’s some activity on the base. A missile is being positioned.”
“Fly faster,” Superkitten told Geo-Whiz.
“I got this,” Fire opened a door and jumped out. In mid-air she burst into flames and shot across the sky. She had been testing her powers, seeing how fast she could fly as she was on fire. She had gotten pretty fast and threw herself in front of the missile. It hit her and exploded, she absorbed the explosion into her own fire.
“We seem to have company,” Skiff said, watching the monitor. “That All-American Corps.”
“They’ll be easily handled,” Senestro said. “They’re just a bunch of kids after all. Launch more missiles.”
Skiff targeted and locked onto both Fire and the incoming jet then released three missiles toward each target. Fire enlarged her flame shield and was struck by two of the three missiles, absorbing their energy and muffling their explosion.
Geo-Whiz dodged the third missile that was heading for the jet. The missiles weren’t seekers and continued their trajectory. “We can’t let these missiles land wherever,” Superkitten said. “Fire, get those missiles. Make sure nothing happens,” she said into the communicator. Fire flew past the jet toward the missiles.
“Shall I launch more, sir?” Skiff asked.
“No. No sense in wasting our firepower. I’ll handle them from here,” Senestro turned and headed for the tower exit.
The jet approached Fort Carroll. The team saw Senestro floating at just about their level. As they got closer, Senestro quickly lowered his hand. The jet dropped from the sky and crashed onto the base. Fire quickly threw a flame at him but he used his hand to split the flame, going untouched.
Fire swooped down to the smashed jet. Her teammates climbed out and looked at Senestro. “What are we looking at? Telekinesis?” Superkitten asked.
“Looks like,” Geo-Whiz answered.
“He easily threw the jet down and split my flame without touching anything,” Fire added.
“I am Senestro. This base is now mine. I’d appreciate it if you leave,” Senestro announced.
“You get why we can’t do that, right?” Superkitten shouted at him.
“Try and stop me,” Senestro challenged.
From the tower, Skiff launched a couple more missles. Senestro raised his arms and several jeeps and other vehicles floated up.
“Fire, take care of the missiles. Chim, head to the tower to stop whoever is launching those missiles. Geo, you’re with me against Senestro,” Superkitten ordered. The team split up with the exception of Superkitten and Geo-Whiz. Senestro tossed the Jeeps at them that they easily dodged. Geo-Whiz pulled out the dirt from underneath the paved ground and hit Senestro with it. “Yeah, keep him occupied while I get a running start.” Superkitten ran to Senestro and then struck him hard in the jaw, knocking him out of the dirt that was holding him at bay.
“Finally. Are we starting to draw out some damage on this guy?” Fire rejoined Superkitten and Geo-Whiz.
“Maybe a little,” Superkitten said. “Chimney Girl is trying to stop whoever is launching the missiles.”
In the tower, Chimney Girl got to the control room and saw the small alien working the board. “Step away from the console,” she ordered.
“I’m just following orders,” Skiff replied and did step away from the console. His demeanor seemed believable so Chimney Girl kind of felt sorry for him.
She went over to the console but instead looked out the window at Senestro below. She turned her arm into brick and shattered the window. She then ran and jumped out. Halfway down, she turned completely brick and landed on Senestro, taking him down to the ground. Chimney Girl stood up and looked at him. “That did it,” she said. “There some kind of alien thing upstairs in the control tower,” she thumbed behind her.
“That was some quick thinking,” Superkitten said. “Great job.”
Back at the school, everyone got out of their uniforms and settled in the rest of the afternoon. Alix thought that she would take a chance on something. “Hey, Brandon,” she walked up to him. He was standing with April and seemingly enjoying their conversation. “Do you want to go do something?”
“Ah, that sounds great but April and I are heading out to see a movie and grab some dinner. You can come with us. It’s just for something to do,” Brandon said.
“No, no. That’s fine. I’ll just order in and read. Get caught up on some TV shows or something. You two enjoy yourselves.”
“Are you sure? A night out with friends,” Brandon tried persuading.
Alix sat in her room, music playing softly and her TV on mute. She was sitting on her bed, reading, when her phone rang. “Hello?” she answered.
“Alix. How’s it going?” it was Traci.
“Oh my God, Traci. How are you?”
“Um, I could be better. I...I’m pregnant,” Traci revealed. “My parents kicked me out and I have nowhere to go.”
“Ssh. Calm down. Go to my Mom. She’ll take you in. I’m going to get dressed and I’ll be back in New York as soon as I can.”
The Better Employee
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| The face of justice. |
And this is what is really on the line. This country had made so many strides over the last year or so because of the #MeToo movement. People we thought were decent, upstanding citizens have had their lives torn apart because of what they did to both women and men. We've forced resignations, put them--but not enough of them--on trial, ruined their careers, and we made it clear that if you force yourself on someone then there will be consequences. Kavanaugh has upset all of that. In the #MeToo world, the accusation from Dr. Ford should have, at least, caused Kavanaugh to crawl back in his hole and return to the appellate court where he would spend the rest of his life. Instead, he is promoted to a position he is neither qualified for nor deserving of. What kind of message does this send to people who have behaved the way Kavanaugh is accused of behaving?
Boys will be boys has been the prevailing excuse for men being terrible. They hurt someone, they assault someone, they rape someone. That's just what boys do. It's too bad but that's what they do. We put the burden of proof all on the woman and chastise her when she says nothing. But we also chastise her when she does. Well, you were drunk. Well, you were dressed skimpy. Well, you should've been more clear. Well, you are probably mistaken. Well, you're probably lying. Saying that you believe Dr. Ford but still thinking Kavanaugh is innocent is a backwards way of saying that you don't believe her. And we do this every time. She's just saying it for money. She's just saying it for fame. She's just saying it to ruin his life. She's just saying it to get attention. She's just saying it because she's a bitch. She's just saying it because.
We have a chance, this November, to show ourselves, the terrible people who support this administration, and the world that we are decent people. Check to make sure that you are registered to vote and make sure you get out there and make your voice heard.
Is this Veeblefester's way of saying Brutus is kind of good at his job? He can't afford to lose him but also can't afford to pay him.
I don't know who this Haskell guy is but in my experience, people named Haskell are hardworking people who deserve extra pay so that all checks out.
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Saturday, October 06, 2018
Brutus: 0 Life: Incalculable
You know, I could go into a whole rant about how making decisions based on credit is yet another form of discrimination or how selling a debt to a debt collector should be illegal but I'm not. I'm going to talk about how Brutus is going to squeeze in nine holes of golf after work. I know that it is (was) Friday but nine holes of golf takes about two to three hours. He won't be home until 7 or so. I'd go home to wait for a robocall as well.
And Brutus could just do the sensible thing and switch his allegiance but you know once he does that, State will start dropping the ball and before you know it, Tech will have scored seven touchdowns.
And Brutus could just do the sensible thing and switch his allegiance but you know once he does that, State will start dropping the ball and before you know it, Tech will have scored seven touchdowns.
Wednesday, October 03, 2018
BOGO
...You...You guys are aware that you have a son, right? Wilberforce needs to eat too. Maybe he would like a pepperoni pizza. You ever think of that Brutus and Gladys? You ever think of that?
Tauy Creek Digest #47: Wonder Man
Victor Fox, who was publishing astrology magazines in the late 1930s, decided to get into the comic book, as many did, when he saw how popular National Periodicals' Action Comics was. Fox founded Fox Feature Syndicate and hired Will Eisner and Jerry Iger to create a superhero that mimicked Superman exactly. Eisner and Iger came up with Wonder Man who first appeared in Wonder Comics #1 in March 1939 with a May cover date.
Soon after publication, on March 15, Fox Feature was sued by National Periodicals for copyright infringement. National felt that Wonder Man was too similar to their character, Superman. The case quickly went to court where Fox and Iger both claimed Wonder Man was created without knowledge to Superman. Eisner, for years, claimed he couldn't perjure himself and told the truth: That Fox wrote down what he wanted the character to be and that it be an exact copy of Superman. When the transcript of the testimony was founded back in 2010, it revealed that Eisner had lied just the same as Fox and Iger. Despite either testimony, Fox lost the case and was ordered to cease and desist all future adventures of Wonder Man.
When the lawsuit came up, Wonder Man was scrapped from Wonder Comics which was renamed Wonderworld Comics with #3 and then canceled with #33. Fox Feature continued to publish comics however. Their characters consisted of Blue Beetle, Phantom Lady, The Flame, and Spider Queen among others. They continued to publish horror and crime comics after World War II but couldn't survive the creation of the Comics Code and closed around 1952.
Soon after publication, on March 15, Fox Feature was sued by National Periodicals for copyright infringement. National felt that Wonder Man was too similar to their character, Superman. The case quickly went to court where Fox and Iger both claimed Wonder Man was created without knowledge to Superman. Eisner, for years, claimed he couldn't perjure himself and told the truth: That Fox wrote down what he wanted the character to be and that it be an exact copy of Superman. When the transcript of the testimony was founded back in 2010, it revealed that Eisner had lied just the same as Fox and Iger. Despite either testimony, Fox lost the case and was ordered to cease and desist all future adventures of Wonder Man.
When the lawsuit came up, Wonder Man was scrapped from Wonder Comics which was renamed Wonderworld Comics with #3 and then canceled with #33. Fox Feature continued to publish comics however. Their characters consisted of Blue Beetle, Phantom Lady, The Flame, and Spider Queen among others. They continued to publish horror and crime comics after World War II but couldn't survive the creation of the Comics Code and closed around 1952.
Tuesday, October 02, 2018
Monday, October 01, 2018
Beard-tober
It takes me six weeks just to get what Brutus has going on there. I really wish Chip wouldn't tease us with changes like these because we're all 99% sure that the beard won't be on Brutus' face come tomorrow.
Sunday, September 30, 2018
11:59 Is Still Morning
Like Veeblefester, I'm gonna call b.s. on Brutus' story here. Brutus is always seen taking the bus to work. He never drives. Never. Well, rarely. It makes perfect sense that the one time Brutus drives himself to work, he gets into a car accident. Perfect. Flippin'. Sense.
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