Gladys Really Only Makes Two or Three Decent Meals

Are you this parent? Making dinners for your kids that they don't even like? Don't be like Gladys. Don't do this.

I got to hand it to Wilberforce. Very few, I would think, would choke down a hated food item just so nobody else has to suffer from it. He didn't even chew, just shoved it in his mouth, and downed it with some water.

Mister Thornapple, Really?

Gee, I'm sorry. So you don't want me to use the 10 personal/sick days that you give me? Then why give them to me. Also, I can use those however I want. If I need a day off just to chill then I'll take a day off just to chill. If I really am sick then I will take a day or two and be sick. I'm sure there are more pressing issues that you should deal with other than my absence and the reason behind it.

It's Weasel Season Again

If I meant DH, I would've said DH. It's hard to get those two letters mixed up.

I have to give Wilberforce credit. He's terribly bad at baseball but he continues to join the team. The kid must really like baseball (although we don't really see him watching it with Brutus). Unless, Brutus forces Wilberforce to go out every year in an effort to live vicariously through him but Wilberforce would actually have to play for that to happen...🤔

A Watched Clock

Look, I honestly don't know what Brutus does at work but after the year I've had at work, he needs to shut his damn mouth. He's not even going through a pandemic and had to quarantine. Video meetings? Nope. Wearing masks that make it hard to talk and makes you breathe slightly harder? No, no.

Anyway...*deep breath*...I am not here to complain about work. It is five minutes until five. Start cleaning and packing up. It's close enough.

Mr. Johnson, Can You Hear Me? Can You Feel Me Near You?

I hate video conferencing for another reason. I don't like being on camera. I've always hated being on camera. I feel a massive invasion of privacy which is why if I ever expand my horizons, I probably won't be on camera doing streams but just doing podcasts. That's what the world needs, right? More mediocre white men talking about crap into a microphone?

Participant

Did Brutus just buy someone else's football trophy from a yard sale? Why? Is Brutus going to etch off the name and put his own? Maybe Wilberforce's name so he can imagine his son isn't a complete failure like him? Who buys random people's trophies? That's just weird.

Why Are So Many Male Characters Bald?

Who do you think Brutus' tax man is? Wink, Nod, or Hyde? Watch it be neither and it's just an H & R Block/Jackson Hewitt situation. Misters Block and Mister Hewitt haven't done peoples taxes personally for years.

I thought about the Nod, Wink, and Hyde Tax Prep name for several minutes trying to come up with a reference. Is this a reference to something? Are they just names that sound like words? Am I not thinking hard enough? Or did Chip just need a quick visual to indicate that Brutus is in a tax prep business?

I don't know exactly what is going on in this cartoon or really what it is referencing, other than many conservative fever nightmares, but this is some great work.

Honestly, I would think Donald would be the conservative and Mickey the libtard cuck.

Jerk of All Trades

Is that really something you want to say when your boss is wanting you to justify your employment. You're basically saying that you can do a lot of stuff but you're not really good at any of it. If he would've just said "jack of all trades" then fine but adding "master of none" makes it an insult.

Many People Suffer from This. You'd Think They'd Find a Cure

Were you sick of working or did you realize that you weren't getting paid what you believe your time, health, and expertise was worth and decided that living on the government teat, that you have paid into for years, is much more lucrative?

The Doctor Is Not Amused

It's cute that Gladys believes she's just retaining water. Is cute the right word?

She should know better and either just live your life or work to fix it. The doctor isn't here for your bullcrap.