Maybe Gladys Just Goes Around Wearing That Apron

Do you think he's cognizant about how bad he's got it?

Let's hope not. Poor bastard.

Look, I get they can spin this to be "It's AI so it learns and changes responses based on how people interact with it" but most people won't then brag about how they "talked with President Theodore Roosevelt about the Panama Canal." That's purely a Trump thing.

If it's only 10 A.M. why are you wearing an apron? What the hell kind of lunch are you making? You need an apron to slap together a sandwich or microwave burritos?

Wilberforce should start pounding the table. "Lunch! Lunch! Lunch! Lunch!"