Monday, February 16, 2026

So Really the Award Is for the Donuts

April 7, 1967
🎵Peter Rabbit is a stupid book
About a stupid rabbit
Who steals vegetables from other people's gardens.🎶

I don't know what the rabbit is getting out of these just-planted whatever-they-are, but what do I know about rabbits or gardening? Not much.

Brutus has never gotten employee of the month?! In [mumbles number] years of working for Veeblefester? Even I've gotten employee of the month and I am very mediocre and not at all special.