Definitely a Three-Panel Comic

Katy
2008 - 2026

June 13, 1967

They're pulling a Trump: If you just constantly tell people that you won, act like you won, and ignore all proof that you lost, then you and those who like you will just go along with you. Brutus, at least, actually has some humbleness and is not a narcissist and know that elections in the United States are fair and square.

That is seriously his campaign poster?

Look, I'm not saying it's Gladys' job to do every bit of house cleaning, but Gladys is home everyday while Brutus and Wilberforce are gone at work and school for 7 to 9 hours a day. Although, in Gladys' defense, we had a pop leak in our fridge and we have to clean it up. Everything is so sticky.

We Know Who Brutus Voted for Lost

Ohio apparently doesn't specify if you can take time off in order to go vote. They do say that salaried employees get paid but hourly employees don't. Was Veeblefester just standing at the door waiting for Brutus to walk in?

*door opens*

Veeblefester: "Where have you been, Thorn...Oh, Gladstone. Sorry."

*door opens*

Veeblefester: "Where have you been, Thorn...Oh, Patterson. Sorry."

*door opens*

Veeblefester: "Where have you been, Thorn..."

Sleep!

Hey, welcome back to Losers Are Made, Not Born. I am starting to hate that title more and more as the years go by. I have nothing for you this week except to remind and urge you to go out and vote this Tuesday if you already haven't.

"Didn't you know this is the day we set our clocks back?"

"Why do we do that?"

"Because a bunch of long-dead guys wanted to conserve oil, or be able to harvest in the morning, or some garbage to do with the railroads. It's stupid and mostly pointless these days but we keep doing it because, well, honestly because the government tells us we have to."

I don't understand why Brutus went into a long detailed explanation of Daylight Savings to cover up that he and Gladys had sex. Just tell Wilberforce that you and Gladys were having some alone time and let him go back to eating his Oaty Oh's.




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Civic Duty

Brutus is under the impression that there is no election today and that elections only occur in November and then, only every four years. There is a primary election occurring in some places to decide who gets on that ballot in November. Ohio, where The Born Loser is set, is one of those places. It's technically a special election for the 12th Congressional District but if you are registered (and why wouldn't you be registered?) and live in the district, you should go out and vote if you haven't.

Other states are having a primary. Michigan, Kansas, Missouri, Washington, you still have time to vote as well so get out there and do it!