Uncle Ted Took Up This Hobby Just to Make This Joke

August 24, 1966

Thornapple is just spelling it how most people say it. We rarely say "information" and slur it together into "infermation". To be honest, I don't know if an 'O' could even fit on that sign.

Ok. Well, so far you are only making a stake. Invite me back over when that stick becomes something worth talking about.

Shouldn't he be whittling over a trash can or something. There's going to be wood pieces all over the chair and floor.

Is My Car Warranty OK?!

August 10, 1974

This is the hobby you chose? No wonder Gladys has banished you to the empty void in your house. And she can still hear you!

Oh, Brutus. You aren't supposed to answer unknown phone calls. And he looks thrilled to be answering it! And they are asking about listening to the radio? "This phone number works and he is eager to talk! Put him on the list. His phone will be rendered useless with spam calls within a week!"

Is This Becoming The Uncle Ted Show Now?

"I was deep into sailing."

"Are you still deep into sailing?"

"No, now I'm deep into debt."

"You're deep into debt?"

"Very deep."

"Is that why you live here?"

"Yep, deep in the basement."