Yawn-Day

I've been reading The Born Loser for most of my life in the newspaper before transitioning to reading it online back in 2008 and I can say with great certainty that I have never considered Brutus overworked. If anything, he probably needs more work but he'd just mess it up anyway.

1150: Eh, He Was Going To Do That Anyway

Caffeine doesn't affect me as much as it used to. I have to drink a lot of it in order for it to affect my sleep. About nine years ago, I gave up caffeine and I have to admit that I slept better, was more athletic, lost weight, was generally in a better mood and think my penis gained an inch or two. Now, however, I have more caffeine which has left my genitals withered and useless.