Monday, April 06, 2026

Cover Your Mouth

May 22, 1967
Ah, so it is a Marilyn Munster situation. Kind of a dick move to squirt your niece with water, but I guess she seems on board. I always found fake flowers that squirt water kind of weird. Even if they say "Hey, you should smell my flower!" I am not smelling your flower. I try to go through life closely smelling as few people as possible.

I was really hoping Teeny was a lost daughter who got Chuck Cunningham'd.

Hey, everyone! It's allergy season! Unless you are like me or my wife then every day, all year is allergy season!

What's with the hat? Is this a new thing? I don't know if I like it.