Saturday, September 09, 2017

POB #2: Great Scott



Towards the end of summer, my wife and I went to Fort Scott. Fort Scott is a small town in Bourbon County situated along the Marmaton River. It was established in 1857 shortly after local settlers purchased the old fort that was built in the area in 1842. Despite the fort only being used for a short period--Fort Scott was only active until 1853--it got a resurgence of activity due to pre-Civil War battles and was officially reopened by the U.S. Army with the onset of the Civil War.

Fort Scott, named for General Winfield Scott, commander during the War of 1812 and Mexican-American War, among others, was one of several forts from Minnesota to Louisiana. The line of forts was to protect eastern settlers from the "permanent Indian frontier." Fort Scott was established to fill a gap between Fort Leavenworth and Fort Gibson in Oklahoma. Almost as soon as the fort was established, it became clear that the "permanent Indian frontier" wasn't going to last. Gold was discovered in the far west causing a mass exodus of settlers and many forts were abandoned and new ones built toward California. Fort Scott closed in 1853.

The next year, the Kansas-Nebraska Act opened the territories of Kansas and Nebraska to settlement. It was assumed that Nebraska would be admitted to the union as a free state since it was further north and surrounded by other free states. Kansas was assumed to be a slave state since it was further south and was located next to Missouri and Arkansas. Because of this, thousands of proslavers, free staters, and abolitionists poured into Kansas hoping to make the Kansas Territory--and the future state--their own. The buildings of the fort were auctioned off in 1855 to the locals and by 1857, Fort Scott as a town was established. One of the officer's quarters became the Fort Scott Hotel, a primarily free state hotel, while directly across in an infantry barrack was the Western Hotel, a primarily proslavery hotel. Soldiers were sent to the area to quell the violence that erupted in the area and left when things became peaceful but the violence continued to flare up. By 1859, nearly 60 people had died due to these pre-Civil War conflicts and hundreds had been terrorized. After narrowly avoiding being admitted as a slave state in 1858, Kansas was admitted to the union as a free state in 1861.
One of the officers' barracks. Note the raised sidewalk and fancier decoration
on the stairs and windows than the infantry and dragoon barracks.

Dragoon barracks.

Almost three months later, the Civil War began and the United States felt that Fort Scott would be a strategic location to defend against the Confederates. The troops moved back in and more buildings were constructed and fortifications installed. Fort Scott became a haven for war-displaced Natives, escaped slaves, and local farmers. The hospital at the fort was one of the busiest and most welcome places in the area.

Like in the northern portion of the state, southeastern Kansas also dealt with guerilla warfare. Missourian and Arkansans would cross the border and Kansans would cross over in Missouri and Arkansas as well. Twice General Sterling Price tried to capture Fort Scott, obviously failing both times. The presence of the Union army most likely kept Fort Scott and other towns in the area from falling victim to complete destruction like Lawrence did in 1863.

After the war ended, Fort Scott citizens worked to bring the railroad through the area. Their efforts were rewarded in 1869. The military kept the fort open to protect the railroad workers, finally closing for good in 1873. After the military left, the fort was left abandoned. Some buildings were razed and many became deteriorated. In 1965, the city of Fort Scott, with the help of the federal government, began restoring the buildings that were left and constructed some new ones. The fort was added to the National Register of Historic Place in 1966 and designated a National Historic Site in 1978.

Fort Scott National Historical Site contains two Officer's Quarters, a stable, infantry and dragoon barracks, a post hospital, a bakehouse, storehouse, powderhouse, and restored tallgrass prairie among other things.
The stables.

Inside the stables.

A stone well.

Powder magazine.

Cannons inside post headquarters.

Dragoon barracks kitchen.

Scenes from the officer's quarters.



My favorite part of the fort was the second Officer's Quarters, or the Wilson Goodlander Home. The building gives a detailed overview of the construction of the fort. It showed, in great detail, how the fort was built, using what tools, and various changes the fort went through over 175 years. I highly recommend visiting.









Driving Miss License


I see people complain all the time about their drivers license picture and I don't get the big deal. People make the DMV people seem like sadists. "Don't wear your glasses." "Do wear your glasses." "Stand taller." "Turn your head slightly." "Make your face better." I think I've only ever had one say "Don't smile" which I don't do because it's a drivers license photo, not something that's going in a magazine or the yearbook. Oddly enough, the picture my family used for the funeral home pamphlets after my Grandma died came from her drivers license.

Friday, September 08, 2017

Ringading...Ding


It's clear that Brutus' phone is some poor man's Jitterbug phone, right? Look at it, it is just a small phone with a giant button that probably says "CALL". And don't tell me I haven't thought this through by asking "Then how did he reach his carrier's customer service line?" Well, idiot, when you press CALL the first time, it sends you there and they enter in the phone number that you want that button to dial. He's just now setting up his phone despite getting it back on Christmas.

Thursday, September 07, 2017

So Much Uncle Ted


A great poet once said "I ain't as good as I once was but I'm as good once as I ever was." I'm sad to say that Brutus was never really very good to start with so that "exactly what I used to be" comment is really sad.

Wednesday, September 06, 2017

No Caffeine? What's the Point?


Gladys doesn't really understand why people drink coffee, does she?

I want to know why we are talking about coffee when it's clear that Brutus has had some sort of accident and had to have his arms and legs sutured to his upper torso.

Tuesday, September 05, 2017

Maybe Brutus Shouldn't Have Procrastinated Yesterday


I'm not a businessman but I do understand how business works and for the life of me, I cannot come up with a good explanation for why Acme would need tea cozies. Is Acme a department store or something? So baffling.

Monday, September 04, 2017

Also, He Just Farted


I have a lot of writing to get done. I have about six stories outlined, three stories to get outlined, three history projects to complete plus posts on Facebook and Instagram to do and not to mention the stuff on this website. There are very few hours in the day after spending it at work then having to make dinner plus all the other things that I have to do. What's also a problem is that I'm just not feeling it lately. I have so much to write but I haven't been in the mood to do any of it. Maybe that'll change because I don't like this feeling of unproductivity. See? I can't even use a word that actually exists.

Oh, Brutus works hard every day and today was a day off. He, and everyone else, can do as much or as little as they want.

Sunday, September 03, 2017

Mustache Cash Stash


I don't think I've ever seen anyone in this comic strip with a mustache, except for Brutus but that small hair coming from his nose barely qualifies as a mustache. Upon further research, it turns out that Veeblefester has a mustache too but it is also just a small hair coming from the nose. I guess neither Art nor Chip can draw an actual mustache.

Saturday, September 02, 2017

He's the State's Problem Now


They're long gone, Wilberforce. Most parents don't play hide-and-seek with their 9-year-old children. That's not a game 9-year-olds generally want to play and if they do, they do it with friends. But I do laud your choice of hiding place because you didn't even hear Brutus nail that giant "ABANDONED" sign to the front door.

Friday, September 01, 2017

They're Dressed Like Twins


My Mom started considering herself old--or at least society, insurances, and AARP did--at around age 50. But I'm sure becoming a grandmother at roughly age 45 didn't necessarily help. I am still impressed that Uncle Ted, who has to be pushing 80 at this point, looks better than Brutus.