Tuesday, April 22, 2025

Tuesday Night Quickies

A man is playing golf and is hit in the hit by an errant golf ball. Now on the ground with wonky vision, a woman walks up to him. "YOO-HOO! Fore! Did you possibly see which direction my ball bounced?"
May 21, 1966
Women. Can't drive. Can't take a joke. Can't golf. These kind of strips aren't going to get old at all.

Wilberforce is sitting in the green chair watching TV. Gladys asks him "It's Earth Day! Why are you sitting inside watching TV? Don't you know how nice it is outside?" "No, but I can check on the Weather Channel to find out for you."
It's a Tuesday. He was probably outside during school and going to and from school. Leave him alone.
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