Monday, April 14, 2025

The Watercooler Revolution

A man hooked up to IVs and laying on an operating table looks behind him in shock as a doctor talks to a nurse. "Keep your fingers crossed, nurse," the doctor says. "Friday the 13th is my jinx day."
May 13, 1966
The doctor looks...almost glad it's Friday the 13th and he might kill this man. Does this doctor use Friday the 13th as an excuse to murder patients 1-3 times a year? Can we get the medical board to look at this and then make a bio-series about it starring Joshua Jackson?

A blonde woman, Brutus, and Arnie stand next to the watercooler. All are ecstatically agreeing "Yes! Absolutely! For sure!". Veeblefester walks by and growls "No." The woman, Brutus, and Arnie are now dejected and kind of angry. "No way. Never. Not a chance."
Nothing like crushing the happiness of your employees. It's kind of cool that Veeblefester can quell an uprising with just one 'no'. I at least am assuming Brutus, Arnie, and blonde woman are planning an uprising.

Get back to work!