Heathcliff
Heathcliff likes to inflict psychological torture on his victims before he eats them. "Yes, I will eat you. The bib says so. But you won't know where and you won't know when."
Crock
Speaking of psychological torture, Crock here is writing a letter to his beloved mother who is apparently imprisoned in a nursing home and is practically daring her to try to escape her prison.
I wonder how many kids saw today's
Crock and couldn't read it because it's in cursive. Who am I kidding? Kids don't read
Crock. Only middle-aged Internet writers do.
Arlo and Janis
Is this a poop joke? Yeah, it's a poop joke. Hey, Arlo and Janis, leave the poop jokes to
Marvin.
Seriously? Over 25 years?
Hagar the Horrible
Why is Lucky Eddie carrying the dog?
Six Chix
Hmm. She came to life. Good for her.
It appears that the artwork is coming alive. This happens from time to time. I, for one, welcome our classical masterpiece overlords.
Ripley's Believe It Or Not
WHY WOULD ANYBODY WANT TO TRAIN A SPIDER TO JUMP??!!
The Born Loser
"Actually, it's taken me years. Oop! That reminds me, I have to do the next lap today."
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