Tuesday, April 12, 2016


The Clan Lindsay is a Lowland Scottish clan and the name possibly derives from the Lindsay region of England or the village of Limesy in Normandy.

LINDSAY
ELIZABETH WYLLIE
BORN MAY 9, 1838
OUTHLAW, ANGUS, SCOTLAND

DIED NOV. 7, 1921
DOVER, KANSAS

Endure Fort, translated, means Suffer bravely.



Dover Cemetery, Dover, Dover Township, Shawnee County, Kansas

Zoe Bleak #3

Zoe opened the store about half an hour after Vanessa went upstairs. Only a few customers came in so Zoe spent the next couple of hours behind the counter reading. Even though she was turning pages and looking at the words, she wasn’t really reading. She used her magic to turn the pages and kept chastising herself for it.

When one o’clock came around, Zoe’s stomach gurgled but she didn’t know if she should go upstairs. She hadn’t even heard Vanessa walk around.

“Zoe?” She suddenly heard from the stairs.

Zoe quickly answered. “Yeah?”

“Can you come up here? We need to talk,” Vanessa said solemnly.

Zoe quickly walked upstairs and saw that Vanessa was in the bedroom. “Vanessa, I…” Zoe began talking but Vanessa stopped her.

“Wait. I’ve been thinking about what I learned about you but I’ve also been thinking about you and me and us. I was nervous about dating someone with powers because you can never be sure about how they will use them. Even without powers, you never think that someone could essentially drug and rape another person,” Vanessa sighed. The words cut into Zoe and she started to cry again. “The Zoe that I know never uses her powers maliciously. You could’ve continued misusing your powers, been a criminal, created an army of sex slaves but you didn’t. You settled down, started a business and became a mediocre nightclub magician. Why did you do that?”

Zoe hesitated. There were so many probable answers and Zoe didn’t know which one Vanessa wanted to hear. “I don’t…” Zoe began but Vanessa, again, interrupted.

“You’re a good person,” Vanessa took Zoe’s hands. “You’ve grown so much since you were a teenager and I fell in love with you because you are a good person. Despite your detours, you are just as good as your father and grandfather and you are also loving and caring and I am so happy that you are my girlfriend.”

The two of them kissed then got into bed together. They went back downstairs nearly thirty minutes later and saw a tall, Middle Eastern-looking woman and brown, curly-haired, freckled teenage girl browsing the store. Both Zoe and Vanessa blushed as they walked from the stairs to the counter.

“I must have left the front door unlocked,” Zoe whispered.

Vanessa smiled. “Do you need any help, ma’am?”

“No, thank you,” the woman smiled back. “We’re just looking.”

“Now that we’re back together, what about this adoption thing?” Zoe asked.

“I don’t know. I kind of want to do it but why after 14 years? Why not as a baby or a kindergartner?”

“Grandpa wasn’t clear on that. I don’t even know where we’d pick her up if we wanted her or even how to get ahold of Grandpa again,” Zoe sighed. “We don’t have to do this. He said it was no big deal.”

“Eh, people always say that it’s no big deal even though it is really a big deal,” Vanessa said and turned toward the teenager sitting on one of the couches. “Where’s the woman?”

Zoe looked around the store but only saw the girl. “I don’t know. She’s got to be here, why can’t we see her? She was eight feet tall,” Zoe exagerrated. Zoe walked over to the girl. She was reading one of the Harry Potter book, a beat-up old paperback edition. “Excuse me, little girl? Where’d your mother go?”

“She wasn’t my mom,” the girl answered. “She was Rhona and she told me that I live here now.”

Zoe looked back at Vanessa then back to the girl. “Winnette?”

“Winnie,” she smiled. Her face lit up with her closed-mouth smile, her eyebrows raised and the whites around her dark brown eyes disappeared as they partly closed.

“Winnie,” Zoe became nervous. “We weren’t expecting you so soon.”

Winnie put the book on the couch and stood up. “Rhona and Silas said that you were my parents or foster parents or adoptive parents,” she chuckled. “This is weird.”

Winnie was short, only coming up to just under Zoe’s breasts, her hair was brown but highlighted blonde, parted just off center of her scalp. She was wearing a green shirt, a dark blue bra strap was poking out from underneath. Freckles dotted Winnie’s forehead, nose and chest. Zoe thought she was the cutest and was relieved that Winnie seemed well-adjusted and that she didn’t resemble Candice at all.

“Uh, I guess foster parents for right now. I’m Zoe and behind the counter is Vanessa.”

Winnie giggled. “So cool that I have gay moms,” she said.

Zoe turned to Vanessa and mouthed ‘Mom’ to her. Vanessa nodded. “Let’s go upstairs and we can talk about what’s going on. Vanessa, can you lock the door?”




The three of them talked for a couple of hours in order to get to know each other. Zoe told Winnie that she was a magician and did a couple of tricks for her but Winnie was more embarrassed than anything. Zoe and Vanessa talked about their relationship and learned that Winnie was a huge Michael Jackson fan and a fan of an a cappela group that neither of them had heard of.

“I love music,” Winnie said. “Music is life. I want to audition for one of those TV shows and be a singer.”
“Sounds like we’re getting a little diva,” Vanessa said while her and Zoe were making dinner--an easy chicken, broccoli, and rice thing that just simmers. Winnie was attempting to find something to watch on TV but Zoe and Vanessa only had an antenna so the selection was limited. She was also laying on the floor, drawing on a piece of paper while sucking on a lollipop.

“I like her,” Zoe smiled and looked up at her from the kitchen. “She kind of looks like you.”

“What?” Vanessa sneered.

“I’m serious. Same hair, almost the same color. Your noses even look similar,” Zoe lovingly flicked Vanessa’s nose.

“Stop it,” Vanessa slapped at her hand. “I guess. It’s like she’s the daughter I never knew I had and she killed her father so she could hunt me down.”

“I’d pay to see that movie,” Zoe said. “We need to find out when enrollment is for Hyde Park and get her enrolled.”

“Should we enroll her into public school? Maybe we could look into private or Catholic schools,” Vanessa pointed out. “It might be safer.”

“I think being in a public school with 800 students from the south side of Chicago is also safe,” Zoe said.

From the front room, Winnie belched loudly and giggled like an idiot.

“And somehow I don’t think she’d fit in at a private or Catholic school.”

Monday, April 11, 2016


CLARISA HALL KNOLES
Aug. 5, 1817. Dec. 10, 1903
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Jesus can make a dying bed
feel as soft as downy pillows are.
While on his breast I lean my head
And breathe my life out sweetly there


Dover Cemetery, Dover, Dover Township, Shawnee County, Kansas

Sunday, April 10, 2016

Sunday Comics #19: New Beginning, Part 2

Almost exactly six years ago, I published a Thursday Comics detailing and mocking the first issue of Unicorn Comics' "New Beginning", a comic book featuring a guy named Terry who saves his high school classmates when a nuclear holocaust breaks out during their 10-year reunion. If you haven't read it yet, go right ahead. I'll wait.

For years, I've been searching for a hint of the other issues. I came to the conclusion that there were four issues spanning from 1988 to 1992. I could never find them which was a huge letdown for me. But then, I found them. Or at least, three issues of them. And they were only four dollars!!

I was right! The back cover on issue #1 was the cover to issue #2.
We open issue two where we left off in issue one. The survivors have emerged from their bunker only to find a pack of probably rabid dogs chowing down on their dead friends and classmates. Debbie tells Terry to go back inside the bunker and wait until the dogs leave but Terry takes another tack.
Issue two is also signed.
The dogs clearly don't listen to Terry and he begins plugging the dogs full of holes. Since there are too many dogs (at least a dozen of them!), the others grab guns and begin shooting. Steve is attacked by one of the dogs, who tears a huge chunk out of his arm. While he cries like a little bitch, Terry finishes off the dogs,
If this page were in color, it might be
pretty beautiful.
commenting "Man's best friend? Yeah, right!" I take it that Terry is not a dog person. Really, Terry isn't even a person person. Terry doesn't trust anyone as far as he can throw them. And all because someone pushed him into a pool in high school. The survivors pump Steve full of morphine because this comic takes place in an alternate universe where morphine is sold over the counter. The other survivors want to stay in the bunker until Steve is all better but "we [don't have the] luxury of time down here" and "it's beginning to stink" so Terry forces his classmates to climb the stairs back into the
world above. What's hilarious is that all of them climb the stairs, find the door blocked by rubble so Terry sends them all back down the stairs in order to blow up the rubble. I am also getting more and more disturbed by the porn-stache on Bruce's face. It's really bothering me for some reason.

Now that the survivors are back on the surface, Terry has more surprises up his sleeve. From an underground garage, he reveals that he has tricked out a couple of armored vehicles. Curtis, a floppy-haired blond guy, comments that Terry's insane. I agree.
Despite me making fun of him spending 8 million of an 11 million dollar settlement and Terry being right, I concur with
Curtis' astute assessment of Terry.
See? I told you so.
The survivors take to the road for several days in order to look for other survivors. The search doesn't go well but they do stumble onto a small town where the guys siphon gas out of abandoned cars for their giant vehicles while the women go shopping. Terry decides that they will never find anyone out in the boonies so they head off to Chicago where just minutes in, they run into a reject gang from A Clockwork Orange. The reject droogs, one whose name is Marvin, begin firing on our survivors, shooting Rob in the arm, side, and hip. Porn-stache, er, Bruce, opens fire with the M-60 on the roof of the truck blasting the reject droogs into Kingdom Come. Marvin, ever the stereotypical
Same.
villain, runs away so he can "kill and mutilate some other day". During Marvin's escape, he runs into Terry and the two attempt to kill each other. Unfortunately, Terry is out of ammo and Marvin underestimates Terry dodging ability. The gang the droogs were harassing integrate themselves into Terry's gang. One of the members of this gang is Jim Nosirrom who was the leader of the rock band The End. We then segue into Jim's origin story which involves being trapped for seven months in a recording studio after the bombing and now only communicating through song lyrics. Terry immediately becomes annoyed by this turn of events because all traces of humor and empathy on him were washed off when he was pushed in that pool ten years ago.

Marvin returns to his base to meet with the Colonel. The Colonel tells Marvin to take his five best guys to hunt down these "renegade soldiers" and then he tells muscular behemoth Tank to keep an eye on Marvin. Marvin and his baddies attack the factory Terry and everybody else is staying at but, like the insane moron he is, fails in his mission and later, while camping on his way back to the Colonel's, Marvin is killed by Tank for failing the mission. When Terry stumbles upon the dangling corpse of Marvin, we learn that the Colonel is really Terry's brother Gerry. To be continued.

Gerry's order falls on deaf ears and two shots are fired at Terry. Tank extends an olive branch to Terry's gang and after a passionate kiss from Debbie, Terry goes to meet the Colonel and is delighted to see that it is his brother. Terry apparently doesn't notice or care that the collar on Gerry's coat has "S.S." embroidered on
"Gerry! You're looking very Reich-ous
these days!" Get it?
it. Gerry invites Terry's gang back to his compound and while Terry agrees to go, he doesn't trust Gerry so he tells everyone to keep on their toes. Terry and Gerry make a convoy to Gerry's compound where they are pulled over by a sheriff still enforcing the laws of his county. That's dedication right there. They also pass a group of robed strangers heading off to "the valley".
"What are you doing speeding?"

"Uh, there's been a nuclear holocaust. Why
are you still enforcing these laws?"

*sniff* "Move along, sir."

They all arrive at the compound where Gerry warns Terry and the others about the robed strangers and Pat reveals that he and several other people want to leave because they are sick of the killing. Terry both chastises and allows Pat and the others to leave and even sends a couple others with them to help them get back to the main road. Terry's such a swell guy. Shortly after dropping off the deserters, their tire is flattened by a board with a nail in it and they are run off the road. Back at the compound, it's going on lock down because tonight is apparently the night where the robed strangers do their annual "purge". How convenient.

When the others don't come back, Terry attempts to leave to find them but Tank won't let anyone past the gates. Terry demands that Tank open the gate and Tank responds with "Make me" so Terry hits him and a fight ensues. While Terry holds his own, Tank gets the better of him and is about to kill Terry when Debbie pulls a gun on Tank. Gerry stops the fight and, while arguing against it, lets Terry and his gang leave the compound to look for the others. They find the wrecked van and discover that they were taken by the hooded strangers to be used in their sacrifices tonight. We end issue three on a massive battle scene featuring Terry and his gang fighting the robed strangers while Gerry's minions enter the fray.

To be continued.

And that's it for "New Beginning" until I am able to get issue four. I've seen a panel from it but haven't found an actual copy yet. I will keep looking or if you have one, let me know.

Friday, April 08, 2016


JAMES E. BLAIR
JAN. 10-11, 1925
JACKSON E. BLAIR
JAN. 10-14, 1925
INFANT SONS OF NELLIE & JAMES


Dover Cemetery, Dover, Dover Township, Shawnee County, Kansas

Thursday, April 07, 2016


West Side:
ASLEEP IN JESUS

JOHN C. CORKILL
BORN
Isle of Man
Nov. 15, 1825

DIED
Feb. 22, 1890
AGED
64 Yrs. 3 Ms.
7 Ds.
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We shall meet beyond
the river
Where the surges cease
to roll

North Side:
ELIZEBETH
ANN
HIS WIFE

1831 - 1896


Dover Cemetery, Dover, Dover Township, Shawnee County, Kansas

Wednesday, April 06, 2016


JOHN Wm. WINTER
APR. 4, 1858
MAR. 7, 1920.

ELIZABETH, HIS WIFE
MAY 16, 1864.
APR. 21, 1936



Dover Cemetery, Dover, Dover Township, Shawnee County, Kansas

Tuesday, April 05, 2016


North Side:
VERNA MAY

BORN
May 28,
1885

DIED
Jan. 6,
1888

Aged
2 Ys. 7 Ms.
8Ds.

South Side:
ORVILLE C.

BORN
Jan. 5,
1884

DIED
Apr. 8,
1898

Aged
14 Ys. 3 Ms.
3 Ds.


Front Side:
Two precious ones from us are gone
The voices we loved are stilled,
Their places are vacant in our home
Which never can be filed.
God in his wisdom has recalled
The boon his love has given
Although the body slumbers here
Their souls are safe in Heaven


Dover Cemetery, Dover, Dover Township, Shawnee County, Kansas

Monday, April 04, 2016


FRANKLIN
 SON OF
L.&M.C. HOWEY
BORN
Apr. 13, 1875
DIED
Jan. 24, 1892
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Gone, but not
forgotten

Our dear beloved
how we miss thee

Gone to a better
home, meet me there


Dover Cemetery, Dover, Dover Township, Shawnee County, Kansas

Friday, April 01, 2016


CLARENCE
GLIDEWELL
------
KANSAS
------
PVT. 1CL.
314 AM. TN.
89 DIV.
MAY 4, 1938


Valencia Cemetery, Dover Township, Shawnee County, Kansas