Wednesday, February 10, 2016


JAMES M.
HARDING

BORN
Oct. 2, 1812
DIED
May 30, 1890
Aged 77Yr. 7Mo,
&28D's
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A precious one from us has
gone.
A voice we loved is stilled
A place is vacant in our home
which never can be filled


Rochester Cemetery, Topeka, Soldier Township, Shawnee County, Kansas

Tuesday, February 09, 2016

Call of the Simpsons


Credits
Episode Number 7G09 (#107)
Created by Matt Groening; Developed by James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, Sam Simon
Written by John Swartzwelder
Directed by Wesley Archer
Executive Producers: James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, Sam Simon
Starring Dan Castellanetta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, and Harry Shearer
Guest Star: A. Brooks

Plot
Flanders comes home with a massive RV to take his family camping. Wanting to keep up with the Flandereses, Homer goes to Bob's RV Round-Up and finds the Ultimate Behemoath, an RV that looks like it would take up both lanes of a highway. Not only does it have a satellite dish like Flanders' RV, it has it's own satellite.
Are we sure this thing is street legal?
Sadly, Homer's credit report, which is a discriminatory and lackluster determination of someone's ability to pay for something, is horrible so all he can afford is this thing:
Are we sure this thing is street legal?
Bob convinces Homer to buy the much smaller RV and the Simpsons immediately head out on the open road and into the woods. After driving way too fast through the forest, the RV ends up dangling over a cliff. The family is able to escape and watch as the RV tumbles over.
We hardly knew ye.
Now stranded, Homer and Bart take off to get help while Marge and Lisa stay behind and make camp. Maggie, unbeknownst to Homer and Bart, follows them and is adopted by a pack of bears. In a parallel to the RV going over the cliff, Homer and Bart soon fall over a waterfall, losing their clothes and having to cover their nudity with mud and leaves. In the short time, they are out there, Marge and Lisa are able to build a fire and a decent-looking shelter. Meanwhile, Homer and Bart, experienced woodsman that he claims to be, fall asleep, freezing, on a log.
The next day, the boys spot a bee's nest so Homer goes to get some honey, angering the bees. He runs away to a nearby swamp and jumps in. The emerges covered in slime and mud, babbling incoherently because of the honey. Someone spots Homer, takes a picture, and is immediately assumed to be Bigfoot because why not?
Due to the possibility of Bigfoot being on the loose, Marge and Lisa are found by a park ranger who says that a Bigfoot is wandering around the woods. She is shown a picture and says that the creature is her husband. Marge then becomes a tabloid star because she married Bigfoot. Homer and Bart stumble onto the bears' cave and find Maggie so the three of them are reunited and as they approach civilization, Homer is tranquilized and captured. After a series of tests, it is inconclusive whether or not Homer is or is not Bigfoot and he is released.

Random Observations

  • This episode is another example of how "kid-friendly" the show originally started out as. I can't remember, but somewhere I read that this was the worst episode of the season but that was just someone's opinion. Burger King toys were made of the Simpsons in their camping clothes and the episode was reportedly very popular. As the series continued, some critics wondered if this episode would even be made or even thought of in the later seasons.
  • This was my first experience with car salesmen and my opinion of them haven't really gotten any better.
  • I love Yeardley Smith's reading of "The Simpsons have entered the forest."
  • This is the first episode that has Maggie offer up her pacifier in order to satiate an angry animal.
  • The tabloid headlines about Marge are pretty good.
  • "The guys at work are going to have a field day over this." -Homer (to Marge, as they watch news about him being Bigfoot)
  • Even with substantial and invasive tests, the scientists still can't determine if Homer is human, a primate or something in-between.

FREDERICK RENKER

1847 - 1902
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MARIA
HIS WIFE

1856 - 1901


Rochester Cemetery, Topeka, Soldier Township, Shawnee County, Kansas

Monday, February 08, 2016


West Side:
SETH S. ARNOLD
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DIED

Sep. 27, 1872

Aged

53 Yrs. 3 Mos.

& 2 Days.

North Side:
EARL COOLEY

DIED

Sep. 3, 1872

Aged

48 Yrs.&12Ds.

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South Side:
ELIABETH
S. ARNOLD
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DIED
Apr. 11, 1893
AGED
66 Yrs.2 Mo.
&26Ds.



Oak Ridge Cemetery, Perry, Kentucky Township, Jefferson County, Kansas

Friday, February 05, 2016


CARRIE A.
Wife of
A.A. BENSON
Daughter of
J.H. & E.J. SAYLER
Born at Douds
Station, Iowa
Oct. 14, 1863
DIED
Apr. 16, 1890

"I go to prepare
a place for you."

"Shed not for her the bitter tear.
Nor give the heart to vain regret.
'Tis but the casket that lies here.
The gem that filled it sparkles yet."



Oak Ridge Cemetery, Perry, Kentucky Township, Jefferson County, Kansas

Thursday, February 04, 2016


Big Stone:

SHELDON

LEMUEL NELSON
JULY 20, 1843 - JULY 26, 1931
Brockville, Leeds, Canada          Topeka, KS

CO. G. 15 IN. INF.
Civil War Veteran
Prisoner at Andersonville

SARAH ELIZABETH (ROOF)
AUG. 8, 1839 - JULY 6, 1904
Southbend, IN         Topeka, KS

Wife of Lemuel         Married About 1870


Veteran Stone:

LEMUEL SHELDON

CO. G
15 IND. INF.


Rochester Cemetery, Topeka, Soldier Township, Shawnee County, Kansas

Wednesday, February 03, 2016


FAREWELL

HUDSON A. BRIANT.
DIED
Feb. 9, 1871
AGED
33 y's, 3m's, 6d's
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This hand of thine I'll clasp no more
Till we meet upon the shining shore.


Medina Cemetery, Kentucky Township, Jefferson County, Kansas

Zoe Bleak #2

The next morning, Zoe and Vanessa walked hand-in-hand to a coffeeshop at 63rd and Woodlawn. When they got their coffee, they went outside and sat on the patio. “Where do we want to get dinner tonight?” Vanessa asked then took a sip of her coffee.

“I don’t know. Do we want to drive to the city or stay around here?” Zoe asked.

“I could do either. It’s been awhile since we’ve actually went that far north,” Vanessa took another sip. “Did you sleep okay last night?”

“Yeah, why?”

“You muttered in your sleep and tossed and turned a lot. Usually you sleep like you are dead.”

“I had a weird dream,” Zoe said. “We’ve been dating for three years, right?”

“Yeah,” Vanessa agreed hesitantly.

“How do you feel about having children?”

“I’ve thought about it but not in depth. We’d have to decide who would carry the baby. We’re both still young enough that either of us could do it.”

“How do you feel about adoption?”

“Adopting a baby or a toddler? We could try but I don’t know if we’d be good candidates.”

“What about adopting a teenager?”

“A teenager? Do you have one in mind? You seem to have a specific kid in mind.”

“It’s because of my dream last night. I can’t really explain it here but when we get home, I’ll tell you everything,” Zoe’s eyes teared up.

“That dream must have really shook you up,” Vanessa took Zoe’s hand.

“My Grandpa was in it,” Zoe sniffled.

“Your Grandpa? The one that disappeared when you were 18?”

Zoe nodded.

“We can head back to the shop if you want,” Vanessa said.

“No. I’m sorry, it’s just been awhile since I’ve seen him. Seeing him again was so comforting that I wish I had those last years he was around to be with him again.”

“So he did pass away?”

“I always thought that he left for no reason. You can’t imagine the trauma I suffered considering my mom died giving birth to me, my father being murdered and my grandfather just vanishing. I’m glad to know that there was a reason for him leaving.”

“What are you talking about?” Vanessa laughed but was growing concerned for her partner.

“I’ll tell you when we get home,” Zoe smiled.




When Zoe and Vanessa got back to the shop, there was a man sitting on their step. As Zoe recognized him, panic flooded her body and her grip on Vanessa’s hand tightened.

“Zoe Bleak,” the man stood up and extended his arms. “How long has it been?” he hugged her and she recoiled at his touch.

“Not long enough,” she groaned.

The man turned to Vanessa. “I’m Joshua. Zoe and I were boyfriend and girlfriend back in high school.”

“I heard,” Vanessa said. “Luckily it was just a phase and she suffered no permanent damage.”

“Heh. The mouth on her,” Joshua smiled.

“What are you doing here, Joshua?”

“To reminisce about old times and all the fun we used to have.”

Zoe unlocked the door to the shop hoping to get away from Joshua. “Fun? All we did was drink, get high and have sex.”

“There was that time we murdered that woman,” Joshua said. Zoe and Vanessa were in the shop and Joshua was following them in. “Well, I guess I murdered her while you just stood and watched but accessory to murder is just as bad.”

“Go away, Joshua!” Zoe shoved Joshua out of the store and onto the street. “And if I ever see you again, I will kill you,” Zoe slammed the door and locked it.

“You murdered somebody?” Vanessa asked, quietly.

“I wasn’t a very good teenager and I think the reason Joshua is back in my life is because of my dream,” Zoe said and sat down on one of the ratty couches they had in the shop.

“Okay. You need to tell me this dream,” Vanessa sat down with Zoe.

“I dreamed about that night—that murder. The only difference was that my Grandpa appeared and explained everything. It was a pregnant woman that Joshua and his friends killed. But the baby lived and has been living in limbo or something for the last fourteen years. She’ll be a freshman in high school this fall and they want us to take care of her.”

“Us? Why us?”

“Part of it is as punishment for allowing Candice to be killed. The other part is because of my powers. For some reason this child needs protection and only I can help,” Zoe said.

Vanessa was silent and just looked at her hands. “What else haven’t you told me? Are there any other secrets that could come up and disrupt our relatively quiet life?”

“Like I said, I wasn’t a very good teenager,” Zoe chuckled but it sounded more like a sob.

“Zoe. Tell me. There can’t be secrets this big between us,” Vanessa said.

“When I was fourteen, my Grandpa had to go out of town and he let me stay home alone. I invited a friend to stay over and I ended up getting her drunk and raping her.”

“What?” Vanessa’s mouth dropped open.

“I really liked her and I thought if I…It was stupid. We never spoke again and I lost a great friend,” Zoe said. “I wish I could take it back but I can’t.”

Vanessa was silent again. “Is that all?”

“My freshman year of college, I had decided to embrace my lesbianism and I fell for this girl who was definitely not a lesbian. I got around that little hiccup by putting her under a love and attraction spell,” Zoe revealed.

“How long did you have her under this spell?” Vanessa asked, a cold undertone in her voice.

“Ten months,” Zoe hung her head.

“Why did you release her from this spell?”

Zoe started messing with her fingers. “I stopped loving her.”

Vanessa nodded. “Have you ever put me under one of your spells? Am I under one now? Do you ever render me unconscious and rape me?”

“No! God, no. Rachel was the only person I’ve ever done that to. I’ve never used magic on you, Vanessa,” Vanessa pursed her lips and glared at Zoe. “I’m sorry, Ness. I should’ve told you about all of that but I wanted to put it all behind me. I’m not the same person I was at 14, 17 or 18.”

“You raped someone,” Vanessa said, disgusted. “Actually, you didn’t rape someone, you raped two people and murdered a third.”

“Ness…”

“No,” Vanessa interrupted and stood up. “I’m going upstairs. Please don’t follow me.”

Vanessa walked through the shop to the stairway. Zoe stayed on the couch and watched her leave. Zoe cried as Vanessa left and buried her face in the couch pillow when she heard the apartment door slam.

Tuesday, February 02, 2016


PRISCILLA J.

Wife of
J.P.KUNKEL
DIED
SEP.18, 1874
AGED
23 Ys, 2Ms, 2Ds.


Medina Cemetery, Kentucky Township, Jefferson County, Kansas

Monday, February 01, 2016


BETTIE J.
Wife Of
S.P. SHEPHERD
BORN
May 11, 1856
DIED
May 18, 1879
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The Lord giveth, the Lord
taketh away. Blessed to His
holy name.




Medina Cemetery, Kentucky Township, Jefferson County, Kansas