As opposed to the Kansas governor who believes that if it ain't broke then you should "fix it" so it becomes broken and you can just privatize it claiming that it never worked.
Look how determined Brutus is in those first two panels. He's listening to Veeblefester with every fiber of his being.
Dollar stores never have sales. Maybe Dollar General but that's more of a price reduction than a sale.
I'm getting this feeling in the pit of my stomach that Chip watches "Dr. Phil" and it worries me greatly.
