Doggone Funny

August 2, 1987

Did he run all the way back to the clubhouse to get that sandwich? I hope he didn't run to some deli that blocks away.

If Brutus is asking for a sandwich then why didn't the caddy ask him what kind? Liverwurst on pumpernickel sounds like a terrible sandwich. Is there a condiment on it even?

Brutus has never heard of the "sometimes dogs start looking like their owners and vice versa" trope? I find that hard to believe. I feel he's lying but why would he lie about something like this?

Kewpie's like, "If I ever start to look like anyone in this family, please kill me."

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