Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts

Saturday, August 23, 2025

Rock-A-Doodle

One of my favorite movies growing up was this Don Bluth classic Rock-A-Doodle. After such hits like An American Tail, All Dogs Go to Heaven, and The Land Before Time, I'm sure this is a perfect fit in the Don Bluthiverse.

Bluth, a former Walt Disney animator, had wanted to make a movie based on the story of "Chanticleer' since 1982 but could never come up with a good enough story. In 1988, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, with its blend of live-action and animation, inspired Bluth to bookend his Chanticleer movie with live-action sequences. In the story, Chanticleer is proud to be the one to wake up the sun everyday so everyone can get a start to their day. Then one day, Chanticleer is unable to crow but the sun rises anyway. Ashamed and disgraced, Chanticleer leaves to become The King of Rock and Roll.

The movie was originally going to be released by MGM, but they were experiencing financial troubles and backed out. The Samuel Goldwyn Company picked it up and originally scheduled the release for Thanksgiving 1991. In order to avoid competition with Disney's Beauty and the Beast, the release was pushed back to April of 1992.

My Mom, in a rare case of wanting to be around my friends, had a small gathering of my friends for my birthday. She paid for the movie and ice cream for all of us. It was only four of us. I liked the movie, I don't know what my friends thought about it. I think I had the novelization of it and had a couple of the tie-in toys they had at Dairy Queen.

I had Edmond (the cat) and Peepers (the mouse).
Rock-A-Doodle did not recoup it's budget and, taking into account lackluster reviews for the movie, was considered a failure. It forced Don Bluth to sell his next three projects (Thumbelina, A Troll In Central Park, and The Pebble and the Penguin) to another production company. Neither project did well. Rock-A-Doodle did do well in home video sales.

Rock-A-Doodle stars Christopher Plummer as the Duke, an owl who wants to keep the sun down so he can be up all night and rule the world, and Glenn Campbell as Chanticleer. Additional voices are Ellen Greene, Eddie Deezen, Sandy Duncan, Charles Nelson Reilly, Sorrell Booke and Phil Harris in their last role before their deaths in 1994 and 1995 respectively, and Toby Scott Ganger in his first of only three film credits. Tom & Huck and Black Sheep are the other two. Rock-A-Doodle was written by David N. Weiss with original songs by T.J. Kuenster.

This logo is much better than what they use for the poster, VHS box, everywhere else...

The movie opens with narration, supposedly added because test audiences were confused by some parts and needed a hand to hold to walk them through the movie. The narration is by Phil Harris, who voices Patou, the dog. Harris, the voice of Baloo and Little John in Disney's The Jungle Book and Robin Hood, respectively, recorded lines for Baloo for the TV series TaleSpin. If this is how he sounded when he read for Baloo, it's no wonder he was replaced with Ed Gilbert.

The narrator begins to tell the story about how they almost lost the sun. He introduces our main character, Chanticleer, a rooster who loves to sing and loves to wake the sun up every morning.
A rooster having fingers is very unsettling and will be for the entire movie.

Chanticleer is beloved by all the farm animals who regard him as a hero. But one morning, before the sun rises, a stranger sent by the Grand Duke of Owls (what?) picks a fight with Chanticleer. While Chanticleer wins the fight, he misses his time to crow and the sun comes up without him. Now considered a fraud by who he thought were his friends (even Eddie Deezen scores off him), Chanticleer leaves to find work in the city. The sun then disappears, it starts to rain, and we cut to live-action.
Our hero, ladies and gentlemen. Oof, that hair.
In real life, it's been raining for days, too, and it's flooding and causing problems on the farm where Edmond lives. Edmond is the boy ("Although he didn't look like this when I first met him," the narrator points out. Edmond's dad needs help reinforcing sandbags and getting animals into the barn which Edmond is too small to help with. Frustrated and wanting to help, Edmond opens his window and calls out for Chanticleer. Lightening strikes a nearby tree which crashes through the window and Edmond comes face-to-face with the Grand Duke of Owls, who is not too happy with Edmond.
I will admit, this scene is kind of cool.
The Duke and the other creatures of the night have worked long and hard making sure that Chanticleer never comes back and Edmond is ruining all of that. So, the Duke is going to eat Edmond. Finding kittens easier to digest, the Duke transforms Edmond into a cat (and the rest of the world into a cartoon). Patou leaps to the rescue, biting the Duke on the leg, and Edmond hits the Duke with a blast of light from a flashlight. Edmond and Patou become fast friends and the other animals arrive and invade Edmond's bedroom. They are on the way to the city to find Chanticleer.
Edmond (Ganger, center), with, from left to right, Snipes (Deezen), Patou (Harris), and
Peepers (Duncan).

Edmond knows how to the get to the city so they ask Edmond to lead the way. Edmond says he can't because he's now a cat and is too little. This becomes one the major lessons that kids are supposed to learn. You're never to small to help somebody. They goad Edmond into taking them, but are interrupted when water pours in from the broken window. Hopping into a trunk, Edmond, Patou, Peepers, and Snipes float off toward the city.
The Duke apparently has an organ that can shoot out bad weather when played
which is how they are keeping the rain around.

Meanwhile, the Duke and his other owls are singing about how Patou lives rent-free in their brain and how they will never let Chanticleer crow when Hunch, the Duke's henchman (and nephew?!) falls in to tell the Duke that he spotted Patou and the others floating down the river in a toy box. The Duke sends Hunch and his other owls out to "total[ly] annihilate" them which leads to scenes of owls holding a kitten down trying to drown him. That's a fun image for our children. Anyway, our heroes are able to fight off the owls using a camera (the flash specifically), wind up going down an aqueduct pipe which leads straight into the city and are now one step closer to finding Chanticleer.
Based on Snipes' reaction to the city, he's gonna get tore up!

Hunch, who believes they were sucked into an adequate pipe and killed, is sent back to the city by the Duke and given one last chance to kill Patou and the others or Hunch will be the one to be annihilated. In the city, our gang is having a hard time finding Chanticleer because no one in the city knows his name. He now goes by The King and is now a famous rock-and-roll star, managed by Pinky. The thing is, it's hard to be happy without any friends and despites millions of screaming fans, Chanticleer is lonely, something Pinky doesn't understand. But Pinky has an idea to make Chanticleer a little less lonely by offering Goldie, a chorus girl jealous of Chanticleer, an opportunity of a lifetime.
So lonely he's sucking his thumb.

We learn that Pinky is in cahoots with the Duke and the Duke orders Pinky to keep Patou and the gang away from Chanticleer and to reinforce the fact that the farm animals laughed at him and don't want him around anymore. The first plan Pinky tries is to just ban dogs, mice, birds, and cats from Chanticleer's shows, but he gives everyone a penguin costume, which our four protagonists acquire so it doesn't really work. Honestly, I don't understand it at all. Birds are 80% of your fanbase and penguins are birds. And you clearly aren't vetting who gets a penguin costume. I don't know. I could probably keep going talking about this, but I'm gonna move on.

Our friends try to get a note to Chanticleer, but the bouncers discover that they are a bird, mouse, cat, and dog and are now trying to capture them. Making their way on stage, they are able to get the note back and deliver it into Chanticleer's hand, but Pinky, who has been directing Goldie into becoming Chanticleer's girlfriend, shoves her onstage to start her number. She takes the note from Chanticleer and our friends know that they have lost him.

As Chanticleer and Goldie sing at his rooftop farm, Edmond tries to get his attention from a nearby building. Patou considers getting Chanticleer back to be a lost cause, but Edmond decides to talk to Goldie instead. They sneak onto a movie set and Edmond goes into Goldie's trailer where she freaks out because she's been told that Edmond is a bad cat. After being thrown out of Goldie's trailer, our friends are then captured by Pinky. Goldie sees the whole thing and realizes she made a mistake. First, after the last couple of scenes, I have to say Ellen Greene is bringing much more to this character than I swear they wrote. She is able to express so much emotion with her "dumb airhead" voice. Second, why does Eddie Deezen always play terrible characters? Here, he's a misogynist. Is it the voice? It's probably the voice.

While filming, Goldie gives the note to Chanticleer and tells him his friends are looking for him and are held by Pinky. Chanticleer refuses to make the movie, but Pinky doesn't want to lose his money and threatens to kill his friends unless he sticks around. Chanticleer and Goldie then steal the motorcycle they are using for the movie to head to Pinky's trailer to rescue his friends. Unfortunately, Hunch is trying to kill them and when Chanticleer comes smashing his way in, Patou hits him on the head with a frying pan knocking him unconscious. Because of of course. They steal Pinky's Cadillac to get away, but first they have to lose the trailer. Peepers unhooks the trailer from the car because Edmond is too scared to do it. Hunch pops one of the tires causing the trailer to lurch, trapping Peepers on the trailer and despite Edmond's best effort to save her, the trailer speeds off and crashes into a water tower. Edmond takes control and goes back to save her. They climb the water tower which starts to collapse and when it does, Pinky's helicopter comes in to safely catch our friends as they fall. Turns out Peepers was able to get ahold of the helicopter through the contrivance of movie magic and they all return to the farm.
Which is looking a bit worse for wear.

The others tell Chanticleer he has to crow, but he doesn't do that anymore. All he does is sing. He's forgotten how to crow. The Duke and his owls return. Edmond tries to lead everybody in a "Chanticleer! Chanticleer! Chanticleer!" chant, but the Duke uses his breath powers (did I explain that the Duke has breath powers that allow him to change people into things among other things?) to strangle Edmond. With Edmond now dead, Patou begins to lead the chant. The Duke uses his power to make himself bigger and turns into a tornado while the piece of land Chanticleer is stuck in begins to sink. Chanticleer begins to get his confidence? Voice? Crow? back, crows, and the sun starts to rise reversing the Duke's powers and making him smaller. Hunch finds him and instead of helping, begins chasing and trying to kill the Duke for all the abuse he has had to put up with over the years.

With the Duke gone, the sun starts spreading across the land. There's just one problem. Edmond is still dead and no one here knows how to solve death. When the sun hits Edmond, that changes him back into a boy which is one problem solved. There's still the matter of death though.

Peepers is way too into human Edmond ("He was a handsome little boy"). Peepers starts repeating his name over and over again and it turns out Edmond just hit his head and everything has been a dream. But the sun is out and shining so, maybe it wasn't just a dream...

Edmond welcomes Chanticleer back and rubs the cover of his storybook transporting him back into the land of this animated movie. Chanticleer and the other animals are reprising "Sun Do Shine", the opening musical number and credits fade in. When "Sun Do Shine" ends, it segues into "Tyin' Your Shoes" sung by Patou. There is a C-plot where Patou is trying to learn how to tie his shoes. He finally learns despite the vague instructions of "over, around, under, and through". I won't though. The B-plot, if you could call it that, is the group of animals left behind on the farm are being terrorized by the owls. They keep the flashlight on to keep the owls away, but the batteries die and they are down to their last two. Just turn the flashlight off. You don't need it on all the time, only when the owls are near. Also, all the water just magically disappears when the sun comes out despite non-stop heavy rain for at least a week.

Good lord, the credits are nine minutes long!

Edmond kind of sticks out among his animated animal friends.

Thursday, May 29, 2025

Watching a Star War

June 29, 1966
Call me crazy, Quincy, but I'm starting to think that Bernice isn't that much into you anymore. I feel she's just using you for your money and just based on the two strips I've now seen with her, she doesn't seem all that great. (Not that you're a prize either though...)

And yes, "Creme de cacahuete grillée sur des bouche d'incendie" does translate to "roasted peanut cream on fire hydrants".

I'm sorry, but there are no "spoiler alert" warnings on things older than five years. There's especially no "spoiler alert" warnings on things 45 years old.

Does Brutus always forget how The Empire Strikes Back ends? I'd go to the doctor and get that checked out.

Friday, January 31, 2025

And It's the First Part of a Trilogy

A man with a bow and quiver runs away screaming from a man with a gun who he must've accidentally shot in the butt with an arrow.
March 5, 1966
I guess the archer (dressed as Temu Robin Hood) shot the hunter in the butt with one of his arrows. Why is that tree so prominent? Was the hunter dressed as a tree? I wonder if the joke worked better when originally printed and not now nearly 60 years older and copied and scanned to be posted online.

Brutus and Gladys are sitting down and watching TV. Brutus is sitting, you know where. "I read the listing for this movie and I don't want to watch it now," Brutus says. "Why? What's it about?" Gladys asks. "About three hours and I don't want to stay up that late."
Same, really, but most movies are nearly three hours, it seems.

With some exceptions, if you can't tell a story within 100 minutes then you have no business making a movie. I'm gonna go crawl back into my old man cave now muttering about the music the kids these days listen to.

Friday, January 24, 2025

Never Steal Anything Wet

February 26, 1966
How "stolen" is this car? If the police know it's missing then that could be a problem, but if no one knows then a stolen police car could be an asset. People won't look twice at it, it won't be pulled over, and you can play with the lights and siren.

I'm glad to see our mobsters back. I mean, I don't think it's exactly the same mobsters, but it's nearly a month later. Mobsters die all the time.

Is Beach Blanket Bingo a boring movie? I mean, it's a stupid teenager beach party film but isn't it one of the better ones that most people know? I've never seen it, but I have seen Catalina Caper and that isn't boring at all.

Monday, December 23, 2024

Everybody Wants a Log

On a movie set, one actor lies dead, he is only shown from the waist down, while another actor in gladiator costume looks at the dead actor while holding a sword dripping with blood. "No! No! No! No! NO!" the director comes storming in. "You're not supposed to kill Lord Rodney, stupid! Somebody get me a new Lord Rodney! Show biz!" he mutters as he storms off.
January 25, 1966
I'm not a huge movie person, but did actors die on the set a lot back then? Is this why Russell Crowe wasn't in Gladiator 2? Did Paul Mescal kill him accidentally on set? Has anyone seen Russell Crowe in the last year or so?

Arnie and Brutus are sitting in a bar? Diner? They have cups of coffee(?) but there's a bowl of popcorn on the counter with them. "I hear they're selling artificial fireplace logs that have the scent of fried chicken. Would you ever try one?" Arnie asks. "To burn or to eat?" Brutus retorts.
Remember 2019? Before the world turned upside down? I had stopped doing Born Loser posts in May of that year but returned because 2020 happened and I was home a lot! So I never got to comment on this one or probably any of the others that we'll see this week. I am disappointed that we won't get an original Christmas strip this year though.

It's an artificial fireplace log, Brutus. It's not really going to burn.

Saturday, July 06, 2024

Also the Screen Is Very Small

November 29, 1965
Yeah. Ok. But Cary Grant looked good.


Maybe he should try a hat that, you know, maybe, fits his head?

What? Are we talking about uploaded stuff on YouTube or something? Most places you can stream movies have an app that you can put on your TV and watch. Or was this strip supposed to be an ad for some kind of VPN? The real losers are those that don't use VPNs to encrypt their data.

Sunday, June 02, 2024

Time for a Marathon

I'm not a huge fan of reboots and relaunches. I may or may not watch a reboot or relaunch of a show I like. One show I'm kind of shocked hasn't been rebooted, and maybe it's because it's based on a toy line or because it's technically British, is Mighty Max

Mighty Max lasted 40 episodes over two seasons so I'm sure it's popularity is all just in my mind. No matter how popular or unpopular it was on TV, the toys seemed to be everywhere including at least two series in McDonald's Happy Meals. And like many toys back then, Mighty Max of course had a video game. On both Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis. I have the Super Nintendo version. It's terrible, and you can read about it here.

You can also check out other of my more popular and well-written posts here.

February 16, 1986
While I understand the logic of what Brutus is doing, I don't see what it really accomplishes. She's still here and now you and your chair are wet.

Shout out to Gallipolis, Ohio in this strip! A small village along the Ohio River, If Census figures are correct, this comic would've come out at the pinnacle of Gallipolis fashion when the population was over 8,000 people. Today, it's around 3,000. It's slightly across the river from Point Pleasant, West Virginia--Home of the Mothman.

I looked up Pussy Galore in preparation for this post. Full disclosure, I have never seen a James Bond film either, nor have I read any of the books. In the book, Galore is a lesbian. She's a lesbian because her uncle molested her, not because women are soft, beautiful, and lovely. God forbid a queer character just be queer. Always has to have trauma attached to it. Such is life, I guess. We as a society should do something about that.

It's kind of cute and wholesome that Brutus and Gladys went out to an Alamo Drafthouse type of thing to watch a James Bond movie. Do you think Wilberforce is still locked up in his cage in the basement or have they let him out?





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Wednesday, March 27, 2024

I've Always Been Wary of Echo Point

After catching the Black Fox, Doctor Doom shows up wanting the old man for some reason. Spider-Man then tries to protect the Black Fox but it doesn't go well.

Also, Peter is reunited with Uncle Ben.

Check out my post on Amazing Spider-Man #350.





September 3, 1965
I absolutely hope that he is showing his boss his film, slides, whatever, and now his boss is making out with his wife in the dark. I doubt that's what's going on--it looks like a daughter or something which honestly is just as bad, maybe worse.

Special guest commentary by ChatGPT: In today's "Born Loser" comic strip, we find Brutus venturing into the technologically enhanced wilderness of Echo Point. But wait, what's this? A sign proudly proclaiming, "Now enhanced with AI." Well, isn't that just what we all need? Even our scenic overlooks are now getting algorithmically upgraded. Because nothing says "nature appreciation" quite like knowing there's a computer somewhere crunching data to enhance your view of a tree. Congratulations, Echo Point, you've officially been digitized. Now, if only they could enhance Brutus with a bit of common sense, we might actually have something worth celebrating.

ChatGPT really hates Brutus apparently. If ChatGPT knew that Echo Point didn't have a guardrail, it'd probably tell Brutus to continue walking. Anyway, now AI is stealing our voices when we yell into the abyss so I think we've entered the eighth circle of Hell.

Thursday, February 15, 2024

Friend of the Friendless

July 8, 1965
Were movie theater seats different back then? I see this joke a lot of heads and hats blocking the screen. Ernie Bushmiller's Nancy is lousy with these jokes. I understand hats but were the seats not true theater seating? I've been in older theaters and the seating seemed fine. I could see the whole screen, subtitles and all.

Veeblefester has no use for friends. Besides, is he losing his temper at work? He shouldn't be friends with his employees anyway. He's the boss.

Saturday, January 13, 2024

The Rabbit Died

May 22, 1965
You may know Br'er Rabbit from Disney's Song of the South, the mostly banned movie from 1946 that retells three Br'er Rabbit stories with animated characters amidst a live-action backdrop. I have a bootleg VHS tape of Song of the South that I got at a comic book convention. Well, technically my mom got it. I don't know what to do with it. It's currently sitting on a bookshelf. I can't watch it, I don't have a VCR.

The movie has seen a resurgence lately of people claiming this is a great movie despite its racist undertones. It's a mediocre Disney movie but it has its charm. If you genuinely like it, fine. If you like it because it's kind of racist, then you can eat farts. We're not losing anything by banning Song of the South.

Speaking of rabbits in comics, the Bugs Bunny comic strip debuted back on January 10th in 1943. The strip would run until 1990. Here's the debut strip.
This is a very "of-the-times" comic. Bugs knows he didn't have to get beat up to let Petunia practice on him, right? Maybe it's some sort of fetish. No judgement here. But I want to talk about a very specific period of Bugs Bunny comics. Specifically, the comics by Alfred Stoffel and Ralph Heimdahl. It's so weird because Bugs and Elmer Fudd are in some sort of co-habitation situation (they're just roommates!). Bugs can't even seem to keep a job yet seems to have a career at some faceless corporation. The main pig character as some brat named Cicero and occasionally Petunia, and Sylvester was a homeless bum always trying to skim a meal. It's weird and Warner Bros. needs to put out a collection of this stuff.





All of this is really just so I can further avoid today's Born Loser. I don't have anything more to say about since the first time I talked about it. I apologize in advance for Gladys' shirt.
Brutus and Gladys are only budgeted to live until 63.

Sunday, December 31, 2023

What Would It Be Now? March 1396, 2020?

December 24, 1978
I don't know about you, but I love popsicles and ice cream in the winter. Popsicles and ice cream are good any time. You don't need to threaten me with a large, mean guy, here's your 50 cents. I'll take cherry or grape.

Oh my God, we are back into reruns. It's like Chip doesn't want to work anymore. Don't get me wrong, coming up with something new 365 days (366 in 2024) a year is a tall order, but there was just a break in October and back in August and back in...

Anyway, you can read my original post here. It comes with snarky commentary about the series Small Wonder. You're welcome.

And you can watch the Matt Damon Bourne movies spread out over 2-3 streaming services. Enjoy your New Year's Eve and I will see you next year. Hyuck, hyuck!!





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Monday, September 18, 2023

Gladys' Dress Makes Brutus Honry

I know there are probably still theaters that are playing Barbie but by the time Chip got on board with today's strip, you can now just stay home and watch it on digital.

I do not like Gladys' dress.

Monday, September 04, 2023

Working for the Days Off

February 6, 1976
And Rock Hudson probably would've chosen you, too, Brutus.

I don't know what Rock Hudson movie Brutus is watching. I am not familiar with Rock Hudson movies. I'm assuming it's a western but I'm not reading all the plots to Rock Hudson's western movies on Wikipedia for this post.

There should be a labor day every month. It should be Labor Weekend and last Friday through Monday once a month. And if you argue with me about it, I can expand it to a week or a month and suggest everyone get $2000 in universal income.

Brutus works to the best of his ability, is paid very little, and is constantly disrespected. This Labor Day is for him and those like him.

Tuesday, July 11, 2023

Movie Night

August 27, 1975
"What say, Mister Thornapple!" Is that really better? Brutus expects respect yet doesn't even use Hattie's name, instead calling her "young lady". That's not it, Brutus. That's not it.

I guess Wilberforce doesn't get to go watch movies either. Maybe it's a date night. Double feature of Barbieheimer.

Gladys should nudge Brutus. His snoring seems pretty loud.