Tuesday, April 01, 2025

And Klusterman Was Veeblefester's Oldest Friend

A beautiful woman goes through some files in the top drawer of a file cabinet. A voice emanates from the third drawer "Hey, Natalie." Natalie opens the drawer to find a man lying down in there. "Quincy," she coos, "we have to stop meeting like this."
May 3, 1966
How did Quincy get in there? Did a coworker help? "Hey, Mike, help me into the file cabinet." "What?" "I want to surprise Natalie!" "You could just get her flowers or write her a nice note..."

What happened to the files in that drawer? Is Natalie now going to get in trouble for messing up or even losing those files?

Brutus is standing in Veeblefester's office. A bag of money sits on Veeblefester's desk. "Bad news, chief," Brutus begins "We've lost the Klusterman account." "No!" Veeblefester exclaims. "Oh, wait. This is just an April Fool's Day joke. Ha. That's a good one." Veeblefester pounds his fist on the desk. "Why aren't you laughing, Thornapple? I demand you start laughing!"
No! Not the Klusterman account! Now Veeblefester will have to buy smaller bags to put his desk money in.