It's a father's worst nightmare. Coming in and noticing his son surfing the Internet on the computer and finding out he's reading soap opera comic strips. I don't know what I would do if I found my son reading soap opera comic strips. I guess I would feel like a failure of a father. Just Say 'No' to Apartment 3-G.
Marmaduke has apparently never experienced remote control batteries dying and is full of sorrow.
Oh look, another fat joke. This strip rehashes the same joke a lot. I've never noticed that before. Why would you want your wife or any significant other to wear high heels when they are roughly a foot taller than you. Yes, I find tall girls kind of attractive but give me a girl who's a foot shorter any day. Why would a woman of Gladys' size even wear high heels in the first place. She knows they can only support so much weight.
